Say hello Reddit to my cat Kelli. Spelled K E L L I, with one I.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BRIDISH1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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GF hit me with this one

Me: Oh look, honey! There's a stray cat. Hello Mr. Cat!

Cat: (ignores)

GF: Wow that was rude. Guess he's used to getting... catcalled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/master_nemo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2016
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A new dad moved in next door...

So, as the title says, a new dad moved in next door with his young wife and infant son.

All the houses in the neighborhood are fairly modest and perfect for new families and first time homebuyers, so we get a lot of those.

As they were unloading, I decided to do the neighborly thing and quickly introduce myself without getting too much in their way.

While we were chatting, his wife comes out with the LARGEST great dane I’ve ever seen.

The shock on my face must’ve been obvious because he quickly explained, with a bit of an annoyed tone, β€œYea, that’s my wife’s dog. I still have my childhood cat, but now this is my biggest pet, Peeve.”

β€œCome say hello, Peeve!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/racas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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