Don't ask meow
He's a lyin' tamer.
I said to the friend: "you're lucky he didn't get a prize for it, that would have been a catasstrophy"
The brunette said, well why dont you take it to Walmart, it's the largest retailer in the world.
But he called me a cheetah
He's a dog person.
Sometimes you just have to read between felines
it's quite the meowful.
I wanted to ask about it but figured it was a faux paw.
I told him I just wasn't feline it.
"Count meowt"
"Have you tried putting him on the Catkins diet?"
Cringe
... just so he could say 'dinner dinner dinner dinner batman' when feeding the cat...
I told him, "No, sorry, we're at max catacity!" without realizing what I was saying. Everyone else groaned but I laughed until my stomach hurt. :(
I congratulated her on her purrchase.
I wanted to ask about it but figured it was a faux paw.
