I've always heard that it's hard to give cats baths

But I tried it and it was wonderful! My cat LOVED it! And it was fun for me too!

The fur stuck to my tongue a little bit, but overall, I recommend it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lmr_fudd
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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My wife asked me to give the cat a bath today while she was at work

My tongue is soo sore right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danspud69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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I tried giving my cat a bath and it sucked...

I couldn't get the fur off my tongue for a week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nagennif
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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Why is it a bad idea to give a cat a bath?

It will surely end in a cat-astrophe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fall-Risk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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My cat just recently got neutered and I figured I’d give him a bath

Too bad he didn’t have the balls to enter the tub

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanille117
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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I gave my cat a bath yesterday and she loved it.

The worst part was getting all the hair off of my tongue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IPOD_man02468
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2018
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Just listened to W.A.P...

It reminded me to bath my cat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zuwiboiii
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Puns for Kids

The funniest and shortest puns for kids, you always remember while teaching children puns, try to choose the short ones because they are easy for them to remember and register.

Puns for Kids

Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!


What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!


Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.


What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room? Odor in the court!


Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.


Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.


The streets in the capital of Afghanistan are paved with Kabulstones.


How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you.


What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An egg roll!


No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.


Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!


What musical is about a train conductor? β€œMy Fare, Lady”.


A man drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.


What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.


What animals are on legal documents? Seals!


Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!


Why did the bumble bee leave the house? It heard the school was having a spelling bee.


Being struck by lightning is really a shocking experience!


How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans!


Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!


Dockyard: A physician’s garden.


What did the angry mother say to the boiling pot of spaghetti? Simmer down!


The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.


β€œWhat’s purple and 5000 miles long?” β€œOoh! I know! The Grape Wall of China!”


Every calendar’s days are numbered.


This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. β€œFour bucks,” says the bartender. β€œPut it on my bill.”


I used to be twins. My mother has a picture of me when I was two.


What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch!


When does a well-dressed lion look like a weed? When he’s a dandelion (dandy lion).


Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a-salted.


A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2017
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We put my cat in our window well to eat a mouse that fell in there...

And my sister said that the cat was getting so dirty from the dead leaves in there that he'd need a bath afterwards.

Dad: Well he's gonna need some mouse-wash here in a minute... (Big stupid grin)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Picklwarrior
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2013
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