Carol Duvall Puns

I remember being surprised by seeing Carol Burnett on there back in the day as well as Robert Redford & Robert Duvall but I really enjoyed their performances, even though CB's episode was pretty humorous in tone, I still enjoyed it. I really thought Redford was really good as >!Death. I loved his performance in that. He looked a bit off too, something about his eyes, which made it creepier to me. !<

I was surprised to see Jason Alexander on TTZ but I did like his performance as >!Death. I thought he was genuinely creepy at times. The scene where the doctor sees him on the roof & he turns around with the rose dying in his hands, that was pretty creepy scene.!< I was surprised to see Eriq LaSalle in TTZ, loved his performance though, that's honestly one of my favorite episodes. I felt so bad for his character in that one. I feel like Memphis is an underrated episode. I remember being surprised about Bruce Willis & Morgan Freeman being on there in the 80s version & I remember being surprised about Dan Aykroyd & Scatman Crothers in the 80s film but all of their performances really stood out for me & made it all the more memorable. To this day, whenever I hear The Midnight Special, I immediately think of The Twilight Zone.

Who are some actors or actresses that you were honestly surprised to see on The Twilight Zone? And what did you think of their performances?

Do your worst!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

Deanna Mary Seifert was a ten-year old girl. Born on May seventh, 1982. She was in the 4th grade at Elizabeth Little Elementary school and lived with her family, her father Robert, mother, Elizabeth, and her brothers Brian and Bobby in a brick bungalow style house on Essex Avenue in Warren, a suburb of Detroit, Michigan. On May 9th, 1992, Bob Seifert gave his daughter permission to go to a birthday party sleepover that took place at a new friend, Lindsey McCracken’s house, that Deanna had made at school the previous day. Lindsey’s parents were Carol Denise McCracken and Don Crikon.

The house where Deanna’s friend lived was on the same block of Essex Avenue, and just eight doors down from her own. This residence was rented to Don Crikon, he was not at home this particular evening due to having violated his parole. Carol Denice McCracken and her children had moved in just three weeks prior to Mother’s Day weekend. The home was also occupied by a resident Lori Menzo, a former girlfriend of the eventual defendant in this case, but Lori was also not at home for the party. One of the four girls at the slumber party was six year old, Sarah Teeples. Sarah said that Lindsey’s mother, grandfather, auntb and uncle were there for Lindsey’s birthday party, but she only remembers the names of the children. The girls ate fried chicken and Lindsey made her girlfriends outfits she called suits. Deanna brushed Sarah’s curly hair in the back and in the front. Sarah said she remembers it being dark out and the news was on the television set. Sarah said she slept with Suzie, Lindsey’s seven year old sister on a mattress that Deanna and Lindsey brought from an upstairs bedroom. Deanna and Lindsey would go to bed in Lori Menzo’s upstairs vacant bedroom at the rear of the house at between 11pm and midnight. Denise McCracken would later tell police she recalled locking both the front and rear doors before going to bed at 1 a.m.

The next morning Denise McCracken woke up at 9 AM and asked where Deanna was. The girls told Miss McCracken they didn’t know where Deanna was. However, the clothing Deanna planned to wear that day along with her socks and shoes she had worn the previous night were still there. Despite this, McCracken would assume that Deanna walked the short distance to her parent’s house. Deanna had promised her mother she would be home by noon on Sunday morning to make her mom a flower made from pipe cleaners as a gift for Mother’s Day. Deanna’s parent’s would phone th

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

Nothing, it just waved

“BOOM”?!

"That's what they're fighting about."

free

Because his Visa didn’t work.

Because the audience only responds in a low ha

There hasn't been a post all year!