A list of puns related to "Captain Rapp"
The episode is titled βKobayashi Maruβ after the test of the same name Starfleet cadets are required to take. First mentioned in βThe Wrath of Khanβ, it is a βno win scenario.β James Kirk was the first and, at the time, only person to beat it, having reprogrammed the test in order to do so. Starfleet quite famously has zero tolerance for those who contravene their rules, so Kirk was drummed out of Starfleet.
Captain Michael Burnham [Sonequa Martin-Green] uses the taxonomic nomenclature βFelis Catusβ to refer to Grudge, Bookβs [David Ajala] cat Grudge. In βSchismsβ Data receipted a poem about his cat, Ode to Spot, which began with that same term.
The Alshain appear to be connected with the butterfly like insects that are abundant on their world, either having a symbiotic relationship, or a gestalt species. The Trill introduced in βThe Hostβ can join with symbionts to the benefit of both beings, and the TAS episode βBemβ introduced the Pandorians who are colony creatures which join together to form a single being.
Having sufficiently upset the Alshain in a classic comic book misunderstanding fight, Burnham and Book lead them in a chase. This whole sequence is very reminiscent of the opening sequences from both βInto Darknessβ and βBeyondβ.
Burnham suggests Book would be better off with a hologram goldfish than an actual pet. Captain Jean-Luc Picard had a pet lion fish, Livingston, in his ready room, which apparently Patrick Stewart hated, feeling that keeping a living being for purely ornamental purposes was immoral and something humanity should have moved past by the 24th century.
Despite being absolutely devastated by Burnham ejecting him from the ship while Culber [Wilson
Currently I'm about 57:43 on whether I enjoy DISCO or not, there are a lot of episodes that I've liked, but I can't say I like the show overall. That being said, there are more than a few people who find Discovery a very entertaining program, they're very pleased with the content that they're getting. It would be out of line for me to say that DISCO needs to be "fixed," but I do think that it can be dramatically improved such that Roddenberman fans like myself can enjoy the show more, without undermining what its current fans already like.... I think. Since I'm not someone who likes the show I can only make assumptions, but for those who care, know that those assumptions are made in good faith.
Anyway, here it goes:
Move away from a leading role to ensemble roles. If the writers want Burnham to be first among equals that's okay (not ideal, but okay) as long as she's among equals. The supporting cast of Discovery is made up of really strong characters and actors, Saru, Vance, Tilly, Detmer, Stamets, Culber, David Cronenberg, they should all be given storylines the same way that LaForge, Tucker, O'Brien, Nog, Bashir, fuckin' Kess, and Tuvix did. Spread the love around, y'know?
Less fucking banter, fewer one-liners. (I didn't say "No banter and no one-liners.") Dialogue like this only works if it's used sparingly, one one-liner per episode stands out, twenty six one-liners per episode is annoying; Riker making a cheeky comment to Picard right before the credits role stands out, when the bridge crew is gabbing like they've all had a shot of tequila for breakfast it gets annoying. I'm don't like to site Roddenberry's vision, but the Enterprise was supposed to be a nuclear submarine in space, you don't goof around on a nuclear submarine.
I don't know if I dislike that DISCO is serialized, or if I dislike the "save the galaxy" plotlines, but one of those isn't working for me. A good middle ground might be semi-serialization, where half the episodes are episodic and the other half tell the story, kind of like ENT and DS9; or instead of saving the galaxy, maybe just save a single planet, or starship, or timeline, or solar system?
More practical sets and special effects. This could be another part of the problem, the stakes just feel very low when all the Discovery is saving is a green screen. It's difficult to get emotionally invested in CGI and green screens; not impossible, but, well, difficult. I know se
Hello and welcome all to the reveal of the RRLβs 4th All-Decade team. We had plenty of surprises on the ballots, here are the final resultsβ¦
U - Unanimous First-Team selection
First Team
QB - Bildar Overback (U)
WR - Shaquil Dotson (U)
WR - Rocket is Small
LB - Markus Spain (U)
DL - Greg Kraken (U)
DL - Laquon Ramcyzk (U)
Second Team
QB - Sony Rapp
WR - Javale Kline
WR - Catchy McCatch
DL - Captain Keyes
DL - Mykal Boston
DB - Speed Needham
Third Team
QB - Chester Shitley
WR - Lamar Aboushi
WR - Joe P Wolf
DL - Feleipe DeValve
DL - Mac Farmer
DL - Raphael Snead
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Livestream Link (Empire Stage)
>In advance of the fourth season, join cast members Sonequa Martin-Green, Anthony Rapp, Mary Wiseman, Wilson Cruz, David Ajala and Blu Del Barrio and executive producer Michelle Paradise as they tease the upcoming season of the hit series, which finds Captain Burnham and the crew of the U.S.S. Discovery facing a threat unlike any theyβve ever encountered. With Federation and non-Federation worlds alike feeling the impact, they must confront the unknown and work together to ensure a hopeful future for all.
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
Nothing, it just waved
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
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