I am going to decorate my next christmas tree with miniature tnt sticks instead of candy canes

Oh tannen-bomb oh tannen-bomb...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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I'm going to display my candy cane collection for our family Christmas party this year...

After all, they're in mint condition...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2016
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I may have found the one...

So this girl I’ve been seeing for a while was at my place. She made a comment about how difficult a dogs life must be... I said β€œyea, it’s a rough life!” And proceeded to make three or four mor dog puns.

She walks to the Christmas tree, grabs a candy cane and throws it at me (all with a straight face).

Thinking she was mad, I asked what that was for.

She looks up, smiles, and says β€œIt was your punish-mint.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_JEThompson
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2017
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