A list of puns related to "Camberwell Green"
Holy crap, is it that time of year again? The time where you abandon all hope, and venture into the lands to the south of the river Thames?
With myself, /u/Kaer, /u/bubblegumgills, and others who I don't recall right now, celebrating the anniversaries of our births near this time of year, I am arranging a fantastic and fun day of drinking and entertainment.
I recognise the difficulty some of you will have in getting to the southron-lands, thus join us for first drinks at a handy train station based pub.
12 am - 2pm: The Phoenix
High-ceilinged station pub with exposed bricks, arched windows, stripped floors and railway clock. - Google
2pm - 4pm Grand Union
People talk about: ruskin park, pub food, spicy sauce, happy hour, jalapenos
4pm - 6pm The Stormbird
People talk about: craft beer, brooklyn brewery, imperial stout, bottled beers, schneider weisse
6pm - 8pm The Tiger
Large Victorian pub and terrace overlooking Camberwell Green, furnished with lived-in sofas. - Google
8pm - 10pm The Sun of Camberwell
Another pub. Actually, at this point I will probably ditch you fuckers to have delicious food at one of Camberwell's many fine eateries. However, this is where things will pick up in our private function room
10pm+ Spend more time in our private function room, and at the Sun of Camberwell, open until 1am.
10pm+ No current plans. Will consider this further. HOWEVER, MAYBE KEEP THIS ONE IN MIND as you will already be on Coldharbour Lane, perfect for a Brixton-based finale.
Proposed Route in handy map form
Contact number: o7854 8o7571
If you call or text you will owe me approx one birthday pint.
... keep reading on reddit β‘There have been many suggestions to extend the Alamein line to Chadstone and onto Oakleigh, as an obvious means to link up the Alamein (and by extension the Belgrave/Lilydale), Glen Waverley and Dandenong lines whilst providing direct high capacity rail access to Chadstone Shopping Centre. However, the question of cost-benefit has generally been in question with other transport needs considered to be of higher priority.
The government is proposing to build a rapid transit link from Caulfield to Rowville via Chadstone and Monash, roughly following Dandenong, Ferntree Gully, Blackburn and Wellington Roads with hopefully a dedicated light rail track and potentially some grade separation. If designed well, this rapid transit link could also provide an opportunity to integrate a light-rail conversion and extension of the Alamein line along the lines outlined earlier.
My proposal is for a practical, low cost but effective solution for conversion of the Alamein line to light rail and extension / integration per below. This proposal will involve no tunnelling to minimise cost, but will still require significant effort to traverse the Malvern Valley:
Figure 1: Malvern Valley Flyover
- From Alamein, extend along the former outer circle line (now Anniversary Trail) to the Malvern Valley golf course (of course, Anniversary Trail should be preserved, for which there should be adequate space). From here, a flyover across Gardners Creek and over the Monash Freeway and Glen Waverley lines positioned to minimise disruption to the layout of the golf course (between the greens). A station is to be located above East Malvern station, located for lowest cost integration with the existing pedestrian bridge and ramps.
- The line will then drop to grade, running west and south of Waverley Oval before continuing down Belgrave Road. This will result in approx 600m of shared road space before reaching Dandenong Road. (Note I have also suggested to extend Tram 3/3a along Waverley Road, possibly running up to the station at East Malvern as its terminus).
Figure 2: Integration with Caulfield-Rowville LRT
- The line will then join the Caulfield-Rowville line past Chadstone and onto Warrigal Road before heading sout
... keep reading on reddit β‘To see more information on new restrictions, visit Lockdown Across Regional Victoria To Keep Us Safe and COVIDSafe Settings page.
From 11:59pm on 23 August, authorised workers can access childcare, kindergarten and early education centres (and take a child to a centre) if:
Parents and carers of vulnerable children can also access childcare, kindergarten and early education centres. A permit is not required in this case.
As the list is constantly being updated with new location and details, please always refer to the [**
... keep reading on reddit β‘Due to the current level of community transmission of COVID-19 in Victoria, the government yesterday announced an extension of the current lockdown measures.
For more information, see Extended Melbourne lockdown to keep Victorians safe.
At 11:59pm Monday 9 August, restrictions eased in regional Victoria.
For more information, see Lockdown to lift in regional Victoria.
As the list is constantly being updated with new location and details, please always refer to the DH website for the most up to date and accurate information.
Exposure sites added in last 24 hours:
Suburb | Site | Exposure Period | Notes | Date added | Health Advice |
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Glenroy | Coles Glenroy Corner Glenroy Road and Morgan Court Glenroy VIC 3046 | 11/08/2021 5:42pm - 6:21pm | Case attended venue | 14/08/2021 10:30pm | Tier 2 |
Glenroy | Coles Glenroy Corner Glenroy Road and Morgan Court Glenroy VIC 3046 | 13/08/2021 3:00pm - 3:40pm | Case attended venue | 14/08/2021 10:30pm | T |
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
I did not see details of this posted to r/asklondon so I am posting.
Police are continuingΒ appealsΒ for information regarding the whereabouts of a missing senior nurse assistant from Camberwell, SE5.
Petra Srncova, 32, who lives in the Camberwell area and works at Evelina London Childrenβs Hospital, which is next to St Thomasβs Hospital in SE1, was reported missing on Friday, 3 December by a concerned colleague.
Petra is believed to have left the hospital at 19:45hrs on Sunday, 28 November, and she is thought to have been wearing a green coat and carrying a red backpack at the time.
It is believed that she withdrew money from a cashpoint, before getting on to a bus towards Elephant and Castle. She is then thought then to have changed to a new bus travelling towards her home address in Camberwell, where she was last sighted at 20:22hrs.
Police have contacted her family in her native Czech Republic and they have not heard from her.
Officers are growing increasingly concerned for Petraβs welfare and are asking anyone who has seen her, or has information as to her whereabouts, to make contact immediately.
Detective Superintendent Clair Kelland, from the Central South Command Unit which covers the area that Petra lives in, said: βWe continue to grow increasingly worried about Petra and we are doing everything we can to try and find her.
βHer disappearance is out of character and, of course, her loved ones are extremely concerned and want to know where she is.
βPlease think about if youβve seen her, or maybe come into contact with her. If you have any information whatsoever, please get in touch and help us with our enquiries."
A man has been arrested in connection with her disappearance and taken into custody. He has since been bailed pending further enquiries.Β We are not releasing further details of this arrest at present.
Anyone with information is asked to call 101 or tweet MetCC referencing 21MIS037753.
Pilot on me!!
Where do I begin? Where do I fucking begin?
Well I guess you lot will wanna hear about my genius plan, won't you?
So where was I⦠got harassed by some vampires, then after that they did in the bloke who sold me green, went down to London⦠Oh yeah, had a nice kip in a nice bed in a nice hotel. Highlight of my week that was. Sadly it turns out spending twelve hours on a hardwood floor after that joy can put you in a foul fucking mood.
So how did I end up trapped in an attic? Oh, did I not mention that bit. Yeah. I'm stuck in a fucking loft. Present tense, as in, I am currently posting this from the unfurnished interior of a fucking roof from a phone with 4% battery remaining. What a life, eh? I've made star shattering celebrity careers, I've been the fire that forged multinational corporations, I have held the fucking world in the palm of my hand, and where has it lead me? To the top of a retractable ladder, staring down a hutch into the dark pit of freedom.
Alright, enough of that shit, I guess I should actually tell you lot how I got here before this cunting phone dies.
So I left the hotel early Monday morning, with all the seeds of a plan. It was beautiful, it was elegant, it was going to be like the finest ballet performance ever choreographed!
Except, you know, a fucking shit show of blood and dust and bits of vampire all over the place.
Step one was to prime the site of the slaying, already procured by my charming friend Joan. It was up Chelsea way, where all the posh wankers live, because where else are you gunna find a fully detached gaff in London? Anyway I made my way up there, checked out the place, bit bare but what can you do? It's not like I wanted to live there, if anything it would cause less grief, just a shame I couldn't have a nice cosy cuppa as I worked. That's not right.
Step one point five was to pop out down the Kings Road and grab a kettle, a mug, a box of tea bags and a pint of milk.
Jim's bloke came and dropped off the gear that morning, ten grams of pure ketamine which I dissolved into 50 ml of water and loaded into ten syringes. When I asked for the ket I didn't know how many vampires I'd have to deal with, nor did I know how many d
... keep reading on reddit β‘Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Buenosdillas
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To see more information on new restrictions, visit Lockdown Across Regional Victoria To Keep Us Safe and COVIDSafe Settings page.
From 11:59pm on 23 August, authorised workers can access childcare, kindergarten and early education centres (and take a child to a centre) if:
Parents and carers of vulnerable children can also access childcare, kindergarten and early education centres. A permit is not required in this case.
To see more information on new restrictions, visit Lockdown Across Regional Victoria To Keep Us Safe and COVIDSafe Settings page.
From 11:59pm on 23 August, authorised workers can access childcare, kindergarten and early education centres (and take a child to a centre) if:
Parents and carers of vulnerable children can also access childcare, kindergarten and early education centres. A permit is not required in this case.
As the list is constantly being updated with new location and details, please always refer to the [DH website](https://www.coronavirus.vic.gov.au/exposure-s
... keep reading on reddit β‘Strengthened extensions are in effect from 11:59pm Tuesday 16 August.
To see more information, visitΒ Extended Melbourne lockdown to keep Victorians safe.
Full information will be available when proposed Directions are in effect.
As the list is constantly being updated with new location and details, please always refer to the DH website for the most up to date and accurate information.
Exposure sites added in last 24 hours:
Suburb | Site | Exposure Period | Notes | Date added | Health Advice |
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St Kilda | Rye & Dough 149 Fitzroy Street St Kilda VIC 3182 | 14/08/2021 10:00am - 10:30am | Case attended | 16/08/2021 10:33pm | Tier 2 |
St Kilda | Meatsmith- Specialty Butcher & Wine Merchant 227A Barkly Street St Kilda VIC 3182 | 14/08/2021 2:45p |
Due to the current level of community transmission of COVID-19 in Victoria, the government yesterday announced an extension of the current lockdown measures.
For more information, seeΒ Extended Melbourne lockdown to keep Victorians safe.
At 11:59pm Monday 9 August, restrictions eased in regional Victoria.
For more information, seeΒ Lockdown to lift in regional Victoria.
As the list is constantly being updated with new location and details, please always refer to the DH website for the most up to date and accurate information.
Exposure sites added in last 24 hours:
Suburb | Site | Exposure Period | Notes | Date added | Health Advice |
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Albert Park | Bread Club Albert Park 65 Cardigan Place Albert Park VIC 3206 | 07/08/2021 2:40pm - 2:20pm | Case attended | 12/08/2021 11:15pm | Tier 2 |
South Melbourne | Prince Wine Store & Bellota Wine Bar 177 Bank Street South Melbourne VIC 3205 | 07/08/2021 1:10pm - 1:45pm |
On the advice of the Acting Chief Health Officer, the Victorian Government has announced a 5-day lockdown for the State of Victoria to commence at 11.59pm tonight (Thursday 15 July).
This lockdown has been put in place in response to our new cases of COVID-19, a large number of popular exposure sites and to combat the circulating strain of virus that is wildly infectious.
More information about the 5-day lockdown can be found at Statement from the Premier page.
As the list is constantly being updated with new location and details, please always refer to the DH website for the most up to date and accurate information.
Map of Victorian exposure sites. (Source: DH)
Suburb | Site | Exposure Period | Notes | Date added | Health Advice |
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Due to the current level of community transmission of COVID-19 in Victoria, lockdown measures remain in force.
For more information, seeΒ Extended Melbourne lockdown to keeps Victorians safe.
At 11:59pm Monday 9 August, restrictions eased in regional Victoria.
For more information, seeΒ Lockdown to lift in Regional Victoria.
As the list is constantly being updated with new location and details, please always refer to the DH website for the most up to date and accurate information.
Exposure sites added in last 24 hours:
Suburb | Site | Exposure Period | Notes | Date added | Health Advice |
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North Melbourne | 23 Blackwood Street North Melbourne Residential Building β South Building - Level 5 23 Blackwood Street North Melbourne VIC 3051 | 11/08/2021 12:00am - 11:59pm | Case attended venue | 15/08/2021 10:29pm | Tier 2 |
North Melbourne | 23 Blackwood Street North Melbourne Residential Building β South Building - Level 5 23 Blackwood Street North Melbourne VIC 3051 | 12/08/2021 12:00am - 11:59pm | Case attended v |
On the advice of the Acting Chief Health Officer, the State of Victoria is in a 5-day lockdown until 11.59pm Tuesday 20 July. This lockdown has been put in place in response to new cases of COVID-19, a large number of popular exposure sites and to combat the Delta variant of this virus.
More information about the lockdown can be found at Statement from the Premier.
As the list is constantly being updated with new location and details, please always refer to the DH website for the most up to date and accurate information.
Suburb | Site | Exposure Period | Notes | Date added | Health Advice |
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Abbotsford | V Wine Salon 323 Victoria St Abbotsford VIC 3067 | 15/07/2021 8:57pm - 11:45pm | Case attended venue | 18/07/2021 11:21pm | Tier 1 |
Fitzroy | Amarillo Restaurant 149 Brunswick St Fitzroy VIC 3065 | 15/07/2021 6:15pm - 7:02pm | Case attended venue | 18/07/2021 11:19pm | Tier 2 |
Richmond | Fitn |
(Thanks to u/dbRaevn)
On the advice of the Acting Chief Health Officer, the State of Victoria is in a 5-day lockdown until 11.59pm Tuesday 20 July. This lockdown has been put in place in response to new cases of COVID-19, a large number of popular exposure sites and to combat the Delta variant of this virus.
More information about the lockdown can be found atΒ Statement from the Premier.
As the list is constantly being updated with new location and details, please always refer to the [DH website](https://www.coronavirus.vic.gov.au/ex
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