What do you call an alligator that shows up suddenly and out of nowhere?
What do you call a horse that only goes out at night?
A nightmare.
-courtesy of my kindergartner
I once had a dyslexic chemist call me out on my bullshit.
He called me a hypochlorite.
What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
Someone who points out the obvious.
What do you call a train made out of bubble gum
What do you call an Irish man who stays out all night?
Patty O'Furniture.
Have a Happy St. Paddy's Day and stay safe!
What do you call a guy who rents out his router?
What do you call a belt made out of watches?
What do you call a shoe made out of bananas
What do you call a dinosaur that works out?
What do you call it when a traveling student is checking out a girl in another country?
When a light goes out, it's best to call the whole family.
Because many hands make light work.
I put on 30 jackets one on top of the other, someone calls me and asks me to go out, I said I can’t ...
What do you call German children you don’t want your kids to hang out with?
What do you call a worn out tire?
What do you call a Christmas decoration made out off $100 bills?
What do you call an amusement park ride that's completely made out of iron?
A lumberjack walks into an enchanted forest. As he goes to chop down a tree, it calls out. "Wait, don't chop me down. I'm a talking tree!"
The lumberjack smiles. "And you will dialogue."
What do you call a police officer who refuses to get out of bed?
What do you call a belt made out of $100 bills
What do you call a sportscar carved out of italian wood?
My girlfriend said she's going to call out sick today
I said, " that's not going to work."
What do you call it when an older married gay couple make it a rule to go out at least once every 2 weeks?
What do you call a Latino body builder that’s out of protein?
What do you call a wolf that has things figured out
What do you call a table made out of vegetables?
What do you call it when you grab free money out of the air?
What do you call a clock made out of records?
What do you call a nut that fell out of your bowl and rolled under the couch?
I was on a game show and the final question was "What do you call a 3D painting made out of plaster?" I couldn't think of the answer and I was worried I'd lose all of the money. Then I got it right!
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
What do you call bread that doesn’t want its name out in the public
What do you call a warning given out by a rattlesnake?
What do you call a horse made entirely out of cheese?
I rode the elevator to the eleventh floor and as I got out, the operator said, “Have a good day, son.” I replied, “Don’t call me son, you’re not my dad.” He scratched his head and said...
“No, but I brought you up, didn’t I?”
My wife told me, “Don’t stress out too much because your friends call you fat..”
...”You’re much bigger than that.”
What do you call a cow that works out?
Beefy
- my 15 year old daughter trying to emulate my sense of humor.
What do you call a collection of bones made out of kitchenware?
What do you call the meteorite that wiped out the dinosaurs?
What do you call a tree made out of hands?
What do you call a train made out of chewing gum?
What do you call a person who points out the obvious
The person who points out the obvious
What do you call a belt made out of hundred dollar bills?
What do you call a wolf that has stuff figured out
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