finally got the logic
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Out of the blue: A dad joke from my teen-age son

We're in California, and the drought is on our minds as we approach what (in a good year) is the rainy season. As I checked the weather forecast, I gave a little cheer.

"Chance of showers this week!" I told my son.

"Well, for me, it's a 100% chance," he said. "Every morning, about 5:30."

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2014
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Finding himself.

My son said to me, "Dad, I am moving to California to find myself." I replied, "what if yourself is actually in Idaho?"

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