A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

Happy No L!

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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.

I told him they were the letters of recommendation.

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📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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I never should have let E hang out with D, C, AA and AAA.

He came back a badder E.

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📅︎ Aug 05 2020
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I once saw a little guy with a red pointy hat riding the D.C. subway, listening to some music, tapping his toes perfectly in time with the beat

He was the greatest Metro Gnome ever.

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📅︎ Apr 16 2020
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Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before? /r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
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📅︎ Mar 27 2020
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I was visiting D.C (from Baltimore) & took a yoga class. After class, the instructor said "Please come back, we'd love to have you again." I responded...

"namaste in Baltimore, thanks"

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📅︎ Jun 17 2017
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So I'm in D.C. visiting my dad.

We've just finished our thanksgiving shopping, when we pass by the Turkish embassy. My dad then exclaims, "I guess that's where we should've gotten the turkey!"

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📅︎ Nov 27 2013
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How do you spell candy with 2 letters?

c and y

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📅︎ Jun 14 2018
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When I'm splitting a plate of calamari...

...it's squid pro quo.

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👤︎ u/plushcoots
📅︎ Jan 02 2016
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I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z

No-el no-L

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