I hate going to M.C.Hammers house...
He won't let me touch anything.
I've had M.C. Hammer music in my head so much today that's it's giving me a headache. I took 2 Tylenol, but....
I'm thinking of entering a talent show. I have two ideas for my act. Either a Blues Traveler cover band, or an impression of Richard Nixon.
I'm hoping to win, by Hook or by Crook.
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.
I told him they were the letters of recommendation.
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
I was telling my architect friends how much I love M.C. Escher.
They all gave me some weird stairs.
Wife: I’m not in the mood to do my homework. Me: Just phone it in and do C-work. Wife: I don’t know how to do C-Work.
Me: step 1, buy a boat.
Just happened. Not an official dad yet but she’s 6 months pregnant. Got to get the practice in while I can.
I’m the principal of a school called St.Richard
So I guess you could say I’m the dickhead.
I'm opening a new bar called The Space Bar, but it's under the C.
I’m often a witness to my British friend Richard’s antics, involving randomly placing baked desserts in people’s homes.
More than once I’ve spotted Dick putting.
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before?
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In class the teacher told me to stand up and talk about something I’m not good at begging with the letter C.
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?
I don't c the point in alaphabet jokes but, a I guess u got to give m a chance
this joke is so bad that it deserves an f
I met a man named Jim Apple the other day.
He has trouble introducing himself in France.
So I'm in D.C. visiting my dad.
We've just finished our thanksgiving shopping, when we pass by the Turkish embassy. My dad then exclaims, "I guess that's where we should've gotten the turkey!"
I'm the principal of a school called st richards
I guess you could said I'm the dickhead
I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
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