To all of you who have been disowned by fathers. In honor of pride month and on behalf of all dads of R/dadjokes I just wanna say, buffalo.
Because you can always be our bi-son, and even if you don't feel like shooting straight, we will always be trans-parent with you. You are loved.
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The youngest girl in our family wants to be a male semiconductor device for amplifying, controlling, and generating electrical signals when she grows up.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
My dad came out as trans so we accepted him as a man, my mom came out as trans so we accepted her as a woman.
It was honestly a surprise but at least they were both Trans-Parent about it.
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︎ Sep 29 2020
Ever since my sex change my son acts like Iβm not here...
Maybe itβs because Iβm trans-parent
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︎ Sep 14 2020
What do you call someone who dyes their hair red?
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︎ Sep 21 2020
What do you call a mom who is very clear about wanting to change her gender?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
I just found out my son is transgender
Does that make me trans"parent"?
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︎ Aug 26 2020
I can never tell Kylie, Kendall, and Caitlyn apart.
I always forget which one is the trans Jenner.
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︎ Aug 21 2020
What do you call it when someone who identifies as the opposite gender does something
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︎ Aug 29 2020
Why don't we see transgender people having kids
Because they become trans-parent
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︎ Jun 10 2020
I can't see trans people having children.
They would be trans parent.
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︎ Jul 04 2020
Me: *arriving at the office after lunch in a nice red dress.*
My boss: Why are you dressed as a woman?!
Me: What do you mean? You asked me if i could join the meeting with the Chinese as a trans later?
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︎ Jul 13 2020
βDad, why are you partially see-through?β
Dad: donβt call me dad, call me mom from now on. Iβm your trans-parent.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
Why didn't the robot have any brothers?
Because it only had trans-sisters.
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︎ Jul 23 2020
When my mom told me she wanted to be a man, I couldn't see her anymore...
Because she was trans parent
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︎ Jun 12 2020
How did the Verb pay for its gender reassignment?
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︎ Jun 10 2020
My Mom said my Dad can be a little feminine at time with his feelings.
My Dad responded that he was trying to be trans-parent.
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︎ Apr 11 2020
Why did the electrician support LGBTQ people a lot?
Because he had a lot of trans sisters
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︎ Oct 19 2019
My father identifies as a woman, but he never told me about it
He wasn't being very trans parent.
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︎ Jun 30 2019
What do you call an older trans-person?
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︎ Nov 01 2019
Why canβt you see a transgender parent?
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︎ Nov 17 2019
Did you hear about the dad who swapped genders and now no one can find him?
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︎ Feb 28 2019
Did you hear about the trans lawyer who sent a settlement letter to a dentist?
It was trans-send-dental-mediation.
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︎ Oct 14 2019
A Confused Child
I'd imagine that people who hate the word "gender" would have a bad relationship with their children. I mean, how you could be loved if you're trans-parent?
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︎ Jan 12 2019
When is a mom joke clearly a dad joke?
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︎ Feb 22 2019
What do you call donating to a trans charity?
A trans-action!
If you want to this is a link to a trans health hotline
https://www.translifeline.org/
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︎ Oct 07 2019
How do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
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︎ Jul 01 2019
The invisible kid's mother and father both got sex changes...
... they're his trans-parents.
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︎ Apr 22 2019
Why did the bilingual man get a sex change when he was older?
Because he was a trans-later.
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︎ Nov 12 2018
My Parents just came out as trans so I took a picture of them and lowered the opacity of it
Now they're transparent trans parents.
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︎ Oct 23 2018
My Mom has no problem talking about his recent the sex-change operation.
He's quite TransParent about it.
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︎ Mar 15 2019
My parents were watching the Women's World cup last night
My mom saw a player that was particularly androgynous and asked my father "Is she transgender? She looked like Caitlyn Jenner."
My father, without taking his eyes off the game responded "No, she's trans-jenner."
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︎ Jun 27 2015
Sally's mom changed her gender and she can't see her now
Her mom became trans-parent
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︎ Sep 26 2018
It makes sense that the Wachowskis are both transgender women.
How would you make the matrix without trans sisters?
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︎ Jul 15 2017
I Sing the Family Electronic
If your brother becomes a woman, she will be your trans sister.
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︎ Mar 20 2018
Today, my son Sam told me that he feels like a woman trapped in a manβs body.
Iβve always wanted a Trans Sam.
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︎ Sep 07 2018
One of my friends told me that ever since they changed genders, their kids won't even look at them anymore..
It's almost as if they have become trans-parent.
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︎ Aug 29 2017
Today my kid saw through their mom.
I guess that's what happens when she's a trans parent.
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︎ Jun 08 2018
I'm an auto mechanic...
So I can safely say I don't understand the gay agenda.
But I do understand the Trans Mission.
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︎ Jan 31 2017
I just started a non-cis dating website.
You know, for people looking to start Trans-Specific Partnerships.
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︎ Jan 24 2017
What car is most popular with the LGBTQ crowd?
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︎ May 06 2018
Have you seen that movie that stars four transsexual Olly Murs?
It's called Trans-four-murs.
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"What's going on? I can see right through you!" "My son told me he's transgender..."
"...so that makes me
transPARENT."
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I identify as an invisible father.
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︎ Mar 12 2017
Where can you find male lightbulbs that were once female lightbulbs?
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︎ Oct 14 2017
Flowers
I bought flowers for my garden. They were obviously male flowers, but after they went into the ground, they were female.
I guess I trans-planted them correctly.
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︎ May 04 2017
It's amazing the Kardashians can even see Caitlyn Jenner.
She's just so trans-parent.
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︎ Aug 18 2016
How does Caitlyn Jenner get around post sex change?
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︎ Jan 08 2017
Did you hear that Caitlyn Jenner is starting to put on a lot of weight?
Now she identifies as Trans-fat.
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︎ Nov 26 2015
What do you call a dad trapped in a mom's body?
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︎ Dec 17 2015
Sponsership
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Telling a friend about applying for Hanford/Bechtel
I am M2F trans with 2 kids. Although I am very fem, the dad jokes still sometimes slip. Tonight, I was speaking with a friend on Facebook and this classic came out while talking about my job hunt and seeking a position with Hanford and/or Bechtel (a nuclear facility)
"Hopefully I'll get at least an interview. I hear that it's a pretty toxic environment, but if you're in, it's a big nuclear family"
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What do you call a see-through mom who becomes a see-through dad?
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My window had a child...
now he is trans-parent...
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︎ May 20 2019
Why don't Robots have Brothers?
Because they all have Trans-Sisters
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︎ Sep 17 2017
My dad swapped genders and now I canβt find him.
She is completely trans-parent.
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︎ Feb 20 2018
My friend told me that ever since they changed genders, their kids wonβt even look at them anymore...
Itβs almost as if they have become trans-parent...
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