A list of puns related to "C Moon"
My 6y/o daughter just hit me with this one:
"How does the man in the moon cut his hair?"
"Eclipse it!"
She got a full on dad joke groan out of me, and I couldn't be prouder. <3
Moon rocks are a little more “meteor”
Every full moon I turn into a werehouse
His funfair is on sundial at moon.
Simple Buzz goes I’m Buzz Aldrin second man on the moon, Neil before me
She was over the moon
Did you know that NASA sent a chicken to the moon?
You remember the a pollo missions.
Looking out the window, the baby saw a full moon on display in the nighttime sky. He pointed and exclaimed,
"Dada! Mooner!"
On a bunny-moon.
"Yes, my master, I have."
"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"
"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."
"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"
"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."
"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."
It leaves its tracks
(Told to me by my dad many moons ago)
Now whenever the moon is full I turn into a weredoe.
...that the Earth makes fun of the Moon for having no life?
Only on a "full-moon"
Now every full moon, I turn into a were-doe.
He was over the moon
So he could take his stocks to the moon
The moon, because they let her come out at night
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2 girls are chatting, one isn't particularly bright and seems very deep in thought, the other asks what she's thinking about, the not so bright one says she has an issue, "I have had a horse for years and my parents have just bought me a new one which is virtually identical to the first and I'm struggling to work out which one is which." The friend suggested she try cutting the mane short on one horse making it easy to identify. The friend is over the moon and rushes away to try the suggestion. A few weeks pass and the friends meet up, The friend and how she got on with the mane cutting trick. "It was fine for the first couple of weeks but the mane grew back so I'm back to square one." The friend thinks for a while and suggests cutting the hair on the tail short making identification simple. Again the girl rushes off to try the suggestion. A few weeks later they meet again with much the same story, this time the friend suggests measuring the horses height to see if one is taller than the other. A few weeks later they meet up, the not so clever one is ecstatic and proceeds to tell her friend how it went. "It was amazing and I hadn't noticed but the black horse was 2 hands taller than the white one".
According to NASA, in 600 million years, the moon's orbit will have increased enough that total solar eclipses will no longer be possible. After that point, the only total eclipses will be lunar and "of the heart".
It got mooned
Have you ever heard about the Restaurant at the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
I went to ask my daughter:
Where do you park when you visit the moon?
(Originally I was gonna say at the parking meteor!)
But straight faced she replies:
Anywhere you can find space.
Then she grinned... (she knew what she was doing)... space dad. get it? in space....
Totally out dad joked by my own daughter.
Goodnight Moon is the darkest book I know.
Moon Wok!
So, I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner the other day. It was just gathering dust!
What kind of bagel can fly? A plane one!
I went to a graveyard the other day, it was really crowded. I figure people are dying to get in.
Didja hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the no-bell prize!
What do you call a pointless pachyderm? An Irrelepahnt!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
Ever hear about the restaurant on the moon? No atmosphere at all.
And to end it all: "I bet if I gave you some thyme you could mustard a response to this complete a-salt on language, but for now we're just beefing around!"
Son: Nah. The moon has no legs.
Mangoes to the moon
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Because they've seen MANY moons!
Did you hear about the milk that went to the moon?
It was Legen-dairy.
...that only happens once in a blue moon.
Except maybe once in a Blue Moon
Sun: "Oh man, I forgot my wallet!" Moon: "Don't worry, I'll cover you."
He didn't love her to the moon and back
Barq’s on the moon.
Once in a blue moon.
It was a toot and car moon.
Boobs on the moon 2024
High Moon!
Me; the moons almost full.
Dad; there's a plug at the bottom, drain it out.
Ffs.
Now every full moon I turn into a weredoe.
On a bunny-moon.
Once in a Blue Moon.
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