I just now realized why author Joe Hill goes by a pen name...
... because if he went by his real name he'd be Joe King.
Call me by my Married Name
Corrected a family member at a Father’s Day event who called me “James”…
Please, call me by my married name. It’s “Hey James”
Two cats had a swim meet. The first cat, named OneTwoThree, swam in lane one. The second cat, who went by the name UnDeuxTrois, raced in lane two. Who won?
OneTwoThree.
The Un-Deux-Trois cat sank.
What’s another name for a dozen donuts blessed by a priest?
Who can order someone to impale their homie's grandmother by simply uttering their name?
Pierce Bro'sNan
Aight, imma head out.
What's the name of the pop diva who had been rejected by society?
I told my kids that their "Gym" at school only goes by that name during PE and athletic activities...
... But if they hold something fancy there like graduation or a play, it should then be referred to by its more formal name "Gyames".
My youngest daughter was diagnosed with scoliosis when she was 5. That’s the same time we began calling her by her middle name, Sarah.
Her first name is Eileen.
An opera singer claims that he can heal people just by singing. What's his name?
Today is the Ides of March, when Caesar was famously assassinated. But what most people don't know is that he wasn't stabbed, but poisoned, by Hemlock leaves in his salad - hence the name "Caesar's Salad." When Brutus asked how many Hemlock leaves Caesar ingested, Caesar said:
Name woes... translation: imagine the difficulty when she is ashes what her name is by French people..
A viking by the name of Rudolph the Red was sitting in his home, when he looked out the window.
He told his wife that it was going to rain soon. His wife, never hearing her husband predict the weather before asks, "How Rudolph, how do you know its going to rain soon?"
"Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
My pet chicken loves classical music. He always asks by name for his favorite
At a conference there was the most courageous person who went by the name Sam. Before he got on the stage to deliver his impressive speech, all attendees begged him not to sing.
What name was created by Yoda?
I told my wife that I don’t go by my real name while grilling
Verily I gave unto him a goblet, and forthwith hailed him by the name he hath previously declared to me...
Can anyone remember the name of that album by Nirvana?
I just remembered, Nevermind
I was just asked about the name of the song written by Ida Corr and Fedde Le Grand
If you’re trying to spell the name “Ron,” make sure you don’t misspell it by adding a W and a G
Brothel would be a perfect name for a hotel run by brothers, but it's already taken
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
What did the ignorant man say when he heard the Corona virus had been given a new name by the world health organisation
What's the name of that new rap group taking the world by storm with an infectious sound ?
Since my cat is getting old, I'm gonna start calling him by a new name
Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
The real name by which eskimos name themselfs?
I forgot but I swear Inuit earlier.
I always wanted to name my kid Thustorm, and teach him to play hockey well enough to get him scouted by Boston...
...then I could say "Thustorm's a Bruin."
Johnny is in class learning about animals and the teacher asks, “can anyone tell me what other name for dwarf goats go by?” Johnny’s hand shot up:
My friend has a pet albino crow, but he hates it when we call it by that name.
He prefers the term Cawcasian.
What is the name of the art movement popularized in 1920's Germany by dogs who sought to unite art and industrial design alongside artists such as Kandinsky and Paul Klee?
Thankfully Duck with knife found stuck in its head has made a full recovery and is now going by the name Quack the knife
The perfect name for cheesy pasta endorsed by Ed Gein?
[ASOIAF] What would Lord Baelish name his child by Sansa Stark?
Thankfully Duck with knife found stuck in its head has made a full recovery and is now going by the name Quack the knife
Back in The Roman Empire HIV was known by a different name
They called it "High Five"
My name is Joanne, by the way.
I just started an internship at a newspaper in May and I haven't met many people, yet. The other day this woman talked to me and at the end of it she says, "My name is Joanne, by the way." And without hesitation, I reply, "That's an interesting last name." Needless to say, she didn't understand and I just looked completely stupid. I will not make friends fast here.
Got dadjoked by a customer who had the same name as my dad today
I was selling a cellphone to a customer and asked him his name - he is an older gentleman around 70. He said his name is Ron, to which I replied, "That's my dad's name!"
He replied "Well you know what they say... Two Ron's always make a right!"
Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
"My dad got me with this one: 'Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.'”
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