A list of puns related to "Burt Gummer"
Alright folks,
with the new Tremors KC coming up I want to see your favourite Burt lines!
One of my favourites is "a few household chemicals in the proper proportions!"
(SPOILERS)
This opinion may stir controversy. Let me state my case. I ask that if you want to shit all over this idea, at least watch the Drifter series first, this might make more sense than you realize.
Drifters is an anime series with licensing by Universal pictures released in 2016. The series surrounds individual warriors (drifters) plucked from the battlefield at their deaths to be transported to a mystical world, full of warring elves, dwarves, humans, and monsters. Warriors transported range from Roman generals to samurai to Butch Cassidy and the Sundance kid, all pulled into a war in this new world. If one is to watch the first season of Drifters, I believe that the reasons Burt should appear in season 2 are apparent.
One: both Tremors and Drifters share at least partial ownership by Universal.
Two: Burt Gummer is obviously a worthy warrior, and has suffered a conveniently off-camera "death", making him an ideal candidate for a drifter.
Three: being a series which is characterized by over the top violence and frequent comedy, Burt's personality will mesh with the other characters about as well as Burt can mesh with anybody.
Four: the other drifters are in need of knowledge of firearms, specifically how to manufacture cased cartridges... And of course, Burt Gummer has that knowledge on hand.
Five: despite the majority of violence in the series being between persons there is absolutely no shortage of beast for Burt to kill.
Six: being animated, Michael Gross would only need to work as a voice actor, and I assume he'd be happy not to risk another set injury.
Seven: Burt, at the end of the series, would finally be free to live out the rest of his days free from government interference, as he has always wanted. Well earned retirement.
Now, I get that all of this may seem a stretch, but I honestly think it makes sense if you've seen the anime in question, and ties up a satisfying end to the saga of Burt Gummer. What are your thoughts?
TO GET YOYR HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASS! GRABOIDS ARENT FUNNY. YES THEY APPEAR TO BE LONG TURDS. BUT THEY ARE NOT TO BE MISTAKEN AS WEAK IMBULS. SO GET YOUR EMPTY SKULL OUT OF YOUR ASS AS START TAKEN THIS SERIOUSLY! WHEN YOU MAGGOTS GO HEAD TO HEAD WITH EL BLANCO. TELL ME HOW FUNNY IT IS
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My husband and I are, we love the series and we're going to watch all the movies tomorrow.
So had a wild idea and wondered if anyone could give any good recommendations for 'Baddie from worm' meet someone from another series like Burt gummer meeting the S9 and wrecking their &%^# when they try to depopulate this small secluded town in Nevada where Riley wanted to look at these Grabbie things.
John wick is given a contract to kill Heartbreaker for grabbing someone's loved one.
Saint finds out a local sheriff in the pacific NW's house has an AI and goes to kill it.
I think you get the idea.
Snippits and one-shots a plus.
Edit a bonus worm characters using there powers to pretend to be fictional characters IE GG dressed as supergirl or CandleJack, kid win makes an Ironman suit, Taylor as Moses with the locusts, myerdin has a fake 357 a stick and a warehouse on fire... wait why is the warehouse on fire?
Recently watched Tremors: Shrieker Island. All I have to say is that Burt Gummer deserves to be in smash.
It is only a month away from Burt Gummer day, what is everyone doing to celebrate?
Movies Tremors 1 = 96 minutes. Tremors 2 = 100 minutes. Tremors 3 = 104 minutes. Tremors 4 = 101 minutes. Tremors 5 = 99 minutes. Tremors 6 = 98 minutes. Tremors 7 = 103 minutes.
Tv series Each of the 14 episodes is 43 minutes. 559 minutes total.
Add them all up and you get 1260 minutes, or 21 hours.
That means you can watch every tremors movie/ episode all in one day. I know what my plans are!
Edit 1: punctuation
Tremors -
http://imgur.com/gallery/kPiEe3d
http://imgur.com/gallery/5Sb4Vpg
http://imgur.com/gallery/1uZxiue
http://imgur.com/gallery/NX5r2
https://youtu.be/gnqPYTOzc38
Tremors 2: Aftershocks -
http://imgur.com/gallery/i1IZZf8
http://imgur.com/gallery/krcmrgQ
http://imgur.com/gallery/GjTxAg1
http://imgur.com/gallery/DabFZTt
http://imgur.com/gallery/QLTStyx
http://imgur.com/gallery/P92e1ri
http://imgur.com/gallery/IUAvd
http://imgur.com/gallery/h8BZ0qN
http://imgur.com/gallery/ZQi2KOb
http://imgur.com/gallery/WDZdM
https://youtu.be/pVi24Gc0KdQ
Tremors 3: Back to Perfection -
http://imgur.com/gallery/5ebddmR
http://imgur.com/gallery/Rj9fqIy
https://youtu.be/UXjdZitldB4
Tremors the Series -
http://imgur.com/gallery/cqSMk40
https://youtu.be/v3ZkC08rKtg
Tremors 4: The Legend Begins -
http://imgur.com/gallery/ufV3of1
http://imgur.com/gallery/zPGBOW3
http://imgur.com/gallery/ri5jLRd
http://imgur.com/gallery/y7A3l5D
https://youtu.be/3gDlAEUBesg
Tremors 5: Bloodlines -
http://imgur.com/gallery/Pmunxjo
http://imgur.com/gallery/0yazNVG
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B3rANRTSXok&feature=youtu.be
Tremors 6: A Cold Day in Hell -
http://imgur.com/gallery/S4qlPCI
http://imgur.com/gallery/Xa2mUsS
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B3rANRTSXok&feature=youtu.be
Tremors pilot -
http://imgur.com/gallery/RXXjbKr
http://imgur.com/gallery/kCErQyF
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hWU3GpKmIvw
Tremors 7: Shrieker Island -
http://imgur.com/gallery/FzpJllb
http://imgur.com/gallery/JGweZjH
I just wanted to acknowledge this. My dad passed away close to a year ago now and we always used to watch these movies together but he never got the chance to watch Shrieker Island unfortunately. Watching that movie was a really great thing for me and it just brought back so many great memories I had of me and my dad watching these goofy worm movies. I just wanna give thanks for the amazing memories that I got to make with my dad.
A few rules:
-No humans, humanoids, synthetic or mechanical beings, nothing with human or near-human intelligence.
-You can sub movie for a videogame if the last one you played would work here.
-If there are multiple creatures in the movie he would face an average sized group of them.
-Bert can do reconnaissance on the creature. He has appropriate gear to observe the creature and hide himself. If the creature can spot Bert they will attack. It can be assumed that Bert would be armed at all times.
-Bert has access to any of his guns and explosives from all the movies, he would also be able to source other necessary equipment he may want to use, but it would be sourced/delivered in real time.
At the end of Shrieker Island after Burt dies it tells us to celebrate Burt Gummer Day on April 14th. It seems like it should be on April 16, the day after taxes are due and now done. It was probably Burt's favorite holiday (although maybe not because he doesn't get to finish his wind chime).
Tremors -
http://imgur.com/gallery/kPiEe3d
http://imgur.com/gallery/5Sb4Vpg
http://imgur.com/gallery/1uZxiue
http://imgur.com/gallery/NX5r2
https://youtu.be/gnqPYTOzc38
Tremors 2: Aftershocks -
http://imgur.com/gallery/i1IZZf8
http://imgur.com/gallery/krcmrgQ
http://imgur.com/gallery/GjTxAg1
http://imgur.com/gallery/DabFZTt
http://imgur.com/gallery/QLTStyx
http://imgur.com/gallery/P92e1ri
http://imgur.com/gallery/IUAvd
http://imgur.com/gallery/h8BZ0qN
http://imgur.com/gallery/ZQi2KOb
http://imgur.com/gallery/WDZdM
https://youtu.be/pVi24Gc0KdQ
Tremors 3: Back to Perfection -
http://imgur.com/gallery/5ebddmR
http://imgur.com/gallery/Rj9fqIy
https://youtu.be/UXjdZitldB4
Tremors the Series -
http://imgur.com/gallery/cqSMk40
https://youtu.be/v3ZkC08rKtg
Tremors 4: The Legend Begins -
http://imgur.com/gallery/ufV3of1
http://imgur.com/gallery/zPGBOW3
http://imgur.com/gallery/ri5jLRd
http://imgur.com/gallery/y7A3l5D
https://youtu.be/3gDlAEUBesg
Tremors 5: Bloodlines -
http://imgur.com/gallery/Pmunxjo
http://imgur.com/gallery/0yazNVG
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B3rANRTSXok&feature=youtu.be
Tremors 6: A Cold Day in Hell -
http://imgur.com/gallery/S4qlPCI
http://imgur.com/gallery/Xa2mUsS
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B3rANRTSXok&feature=youtu.be
Tremors pilot -
http://imgur.com/gallery/RXXjbKr
http://imgur.com/gallery/kCErQyF
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hWU3GpKmIvw
Tremors 7: Shrieker Island -
http://imgur.com/gallery/FzpJllb
http://imgur.com/gallery/JGweZjH
Hope to see you again Mr Gummer!
I hope you all have a great Burt Gummer day and celebrate to the fullest!
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