A list of puns related to "Burning Wood"
Because he got rid of all his hose.
Creole-sote
1 - Dig a huge hole, big enough for an elephant.
2 - Light a giant wood fire in the hole and let it burn out completely.
3 - Set peanuts out around the edge of the hole as bait.
4 - When an elephant starts eating the bait, quickly run up behind him and kick him in the ash hole!
I was doing some wood-burning/pyrography this evening, and my husband was taking a look at the tool I use...
Him: ..So you've got different tips for that?
Me: Yep! The first one is don't touch the hot part.
My friend, who is a dad, heats his house with only a wood burning stove. When remarking on it, he says, "Yep, the whole house is solar powered!"
We've been burning a lot of junk wood and had a huge pile of ashes. (Works better when you imagine it spoken out loud)
Me: What am I supposed to do with all these ashes?
Dad: Use them to catch a bear!
Me: what?
Dad: Well, you dig a big hole and put all the ashes in the bottom. Then you line the hole with peas. When the bear reaches for the peas, you kick him in the ash hole!
I told him his dad jokes are getting better.
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