My boyfriend made a dad joke so bad, I think it actually got me pregnant.

(him showing me something on his phone)

Me: Jesus, turn your brightness down it's burning my corneas.

Him: maybe next time you should use your "greenbean-eas".

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📅︎ Mar 28 2017
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