- Bastard:
Bright Nite(Reason)
B Grand Piano(Reason)
BIGSTRINGS (NN19) (Reason)
- Seven:
Crack EPiano (Reason)
Raw_2600_Saw (Reason)
Klopfgeist (Logic)
The Sweetest Pain - Dexter Wansel (1979) [Sample]
- Odd Toddlers (feat. Casey Veggies):
Huit Octobre 1971 - Cortex (1975) [Sample]
-
French (feat. Hodgy Beats):
-
Blow:
Cloud Break (Garageband)
Cheerful Trance (Garageband)
Martian Lounge (Garageband)
- Pigs Fly (feat. Domo Genesis):
Solina Strings (GB)
- Parade:
Lost Arch (FL)
- Slow It Down:
Imperia Pad OR Versova Pad (GB)
Martian Lounge (GB)
- AssMilk (feat. Earl Sweatshirt):
VT_BD (FL)
VT_SD_3 (FL)
FL Keys (FL)
HIP_Snaph (FL)
- VCR Wheels:
a) VCR:
Synth Bass (FL)
Sytrus Strings (FL)
Zen (FL)
RD_Clav (FL)
DNC_Clap (FL)
Blown Bottle (FL)
b) Wheels:
Zen (FL)
-
Session (feat. Hodgy Beats & Mike G):
-
Sarah:
Rhodes? (Fl Studio?)
- Jack and The Beanstalk:
What More Can I Say - Jay Z feat. Vincent "Hum V" Bostic (2003) [Sample]
Pimp Slap - Tyler, the Creator and Hodgy Beats (2008) [Sample]
- Tina:
Celestial 3 (FL)
Cube (FL)
PAD_FsM_C4 (FL)
- Inglorious:
Soundtrack Pad (FL)
Celestial 3 (FL)
GOBLIN
- Goblin:
Trip Hop Kit (Logic)
Hollywood Strings (Logic)
Cello (Pizzicato) (logic)
- Yonkers:
Cult Shit - Tyler, the Creator (2009) [Sample]
Gangsta Lead 1 (Reason)
Fx_Hard&Soft (Reason)
- Radicals:
Gangsta Lead 1 (Reason)
Psychedelic Sitar (Logic)
Area Run (Logic)
Pidgeons - Earl Sweatshirt feat. Tyler, the Creator (2010) [Sample]
- She (feat. Frank Ocean):
Gangsta Lead 2 (Reason)
Dropper 5 (Reason)
-
Transylvania:
-
Nightmare:
-
Tron Cat:
Analog Swell (Logic)
EXS Strings 2 (Logic)
My House (Reason)
69 Kong (Reason)
Shook Ones Part II - Mobb Deep (1994) [Sample]
- Her:
Glossy Plastic Lead (Reason)
Trh28_BBoxHats_125_eLab (Reason)
Beauty (Reason)
- Sandwitches (feat. Hodgy Beats):
Gangsta Lead 3 (Reason)
FarfisaOrgan (Reason)
Solina (Reason)
- Fish/Boppin Bitch (feat. Frank Ocean):
HIT_1 (FL)
Silver Saw (FL)
RD_Snare_5 (FL)
Bed Intruder Song - Antoine Dodson and The Gregory Brothers feat. Kelly Dodson (2010) [Sample]
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It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
They’re on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
