I don’t know how to feel about it.
It's a teste mint to his determination.
I'll never hear the end of it.
It was a miss-steak.
Bison
He got t-boned.
I guess I was Tolkien in my sleep.
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
Air Conditioning
Cow-culus.
(Courtesy of my 10 year old.)
"It's Nenya business."
it's called cowardice
They're heavily calfinated
Flaming-os
She would have had a cow.
The farmer's wife said "300 times, isn't that wonderful, dear? Maybe you should watch him. Maybe he'll show you how..." The farmer replied "Yeah, he's a hell of a bull, but it wasn't all with the same cow."
IT DROWNED.
It's called a "Xere-ox."
Now there's a diamond in the ruff (rough)
I’m not sure how I feel about it
"I'm not falling for your bull sheet."
It was a dawn ting task.
I guess it is just a force of Hobbit
You unplug it!
That'll let God know, that I've been through hell already.
He was a dumb bass
..the sham rock.
A Brummie was made redundant after working for the same company for 45 years. He quickly gets an interview with one of his ex companies rivals. His friends advise him that he should wear a suit and tie to the interview to try and make a good impression, unfortunately the interview is the same day and his only suit he has is the one he wore to his original interview in 1975.
He quickly gets dressed in his brown suit, complete with flares, wide lapels and a kipper tie.
He made quite the impression on his entrance and when the interviewer invited him into his office, he said "nice kipper tie" to which he replied " milk and 2 sugars please"
Cause they have beef
Tineitus
Didn't surprise me, considering how cold tinnitus.
(I'll see myself out)
Not sure !! But when it megabytes, it megahertz.
The bartender looks at him and says, “You must be here for a cognac.”
Take away its credit card.
They won the Nobel prize.
It was a near Mrs.
Because they go when the stop light is red!
(Sorry if this was bad)
I've two bulls who just love to fight //
they simply cannot be polite //
Just one needs to breed //
and so I'll proceed //
to castrate the weak one tonight
The procedure is safe, I insist //
if we make the blood flow desist //
to make bleeding halt //
do the "ball somersault" //
and give that whole sack a huge twist
To do this requires no skill //
I'll just need a quite large power-drill //
and a specialized clamp //
to hold on to that champ //
then turn it on fast- what a thrill!
It is clear this device should appeal //
to those who need bulls with less zeal //
I shall name this device //
with a drill and a vise //
the most perfect of names: "Steering Wheel!"
A diamond in the ruff.
It just rings and rings.
It’s because It has a nice ring to it
