Round 1: trolling their respective support casts.
Round 2: Fight to the death.
Round 3: Mindless destruction.
Bonus round: A game of Texas Hold 'em.
EDIT - in case you wondered who OMH is: http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Old_Man_Henderson
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
https://247sports.com/Player/Demari-Henderson-46076733/
https://twitter.com/DemariH12/status/1471128259098251268?t=vQLdipFGuHwtxxF1vYHfVA&s=19
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger
... keep reading on reddit ➡For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
They’re on standbi
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=wvYit4jmj6U&feature=share
The part which goes "you think you're moving on" especially somehow reminds me of a specific song from the late 2010s I think, and for some reason Anne Marie Ella Henderson, Jess Glynne, Ella Eyre or someone similar comes to mind. It was a really popular song, and it's bugging me now.
I know some of the song is also similar to "More Than You Know" by Axwell & Ingrosso, but that's not the one I'm thinking of. I'm also thinking of a female singer whose voice goes very much like Katy Perry at that part.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
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https://247sports.com/Player/JaCari-Henderson-46086232/
https://twitter.com/JaCariH10/status/1471129199817723909?t=LnDUSoFIUGjulWTw7SYJog&s=19
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101 Dalmatians (1961) (MA/HD) $6.25 | (GP/HD) $3.75
12 Strong (2018) (MA/HD) $2
1917 (2019) (MA/4K) $7 | (MA/HD) $3
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) (MA/4K) $6.25
2012 (2009) & Godzilla (1998) (MA/HD) $8
21 Jump Street (2012) (MA/HD) $3.75
300 (2007) (MA/4K) $6.25
42: The Jackie Robinson Story (2013) (MA/HD) $2.25
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Ad Astra (2019) (MA/HD) $5
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