A list of puns related to "Bud Jamison"
Bud is most remembered for his roles he played on the comedy shorts "The Three Stooges". Although a lot of episodes feature him, many do not know that he had a very prolific career in Hollywood. Though his name was not as known as other actors of his time.
Bud started like many early 20th century actors, working on the Vaudeville Stage where he would mostly play roles as the Foil (the person that disrupts the main plan for the hero). In 1915 he auditioned and won a part in Charlie Chaplin's film "A Night Out". This launched his career in comedies and he would continue until his time at Columbia when he would meet and star in the comedy short "The women's haters club". This also was the first Three Stooges Episode. He was perfect for the role because although a comedy, it had some signing and rhyming. Bud was a very good singer and even has a small part in the prison harmonizing scene from "Pot o' Gold".
What was your favorite Bud Jameson moment?
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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
So , my shack job is upset with me because I got her car inspected through a friend and it cost 581 bucks for rear brakes, synthetic oil change , tire rotation, inspection and emissions.
She thinks somehow I took advantage of her, which is absurd.
So last night after she laid into my again over the phone (she works nights / Iβm a daylight man) I hung up on her.
Was drunk as fuck - Bud Light, double IPA, Jamison and apparently told her I wasnβt going to run her errands in the morning. This after she didnβt even say hello to me and called my buddy (the owner of the garage) bitching and totally embarrassing me.
So after passing out, I get up to get my water and sheβs in the kitchen , drunk as a loon with that twitch on her face.
Lays into me telling me Iβm a con man and piece of shit and the rest of her bullshit.
I told her we can be done and such and crept back to my hole and she continued to scream and tell me she hated me and such .
Iβm currently 5 beers and 3 whiskeys into todayβs buzz and I really donβt give a shit anymore.
I need a fucking restart
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
I won't be doing that today!
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
There hasn't been a post all year!
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And then shook his arm really fast.
(True story, please groan with me.)
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
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