Founding members of Cadillac Sky Bryan Simpson and Matt Menefee are having a Facebook Clubhouse Chat - talking about their new album, preview songs, etc. Here's a link to more info about the event: https://www.facebook.com/events/1084761665216967/

Their new band is called "The Golden Age." Here are two of their songs:

If Rifles Shot Roses

Young Love Don't Age Well

I loved this band so much. I can't describe how much I love both these songs... and how excited I am about hearing this new album.

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/33094290/college-football-2022-way-too-early-all-america-team

Offense

QB: Bryce Young, Alabama Crimson Tide

RB: Bijan Robinson, Texas Longhorns

RB: TreVeyon Henderson, Ohio State Buckeyes

WR: Jordan Addison, Pittsburgh Panthers

WR: Jaxon Smith-Njigba, Ohio State Buckeyes

TE: Brock Bowers, Georgia Bulldogs

OT: Dawand Jones, Ohio State Buckeyes

OG: Caleb Chandler, Louisville Cardinals

C: Olusegun Oluwatimi, Michigan Wolverines

OG: O'Cyrus Torrence, Florida Gators

OT: Peter Skoronski, Northwestern Wildcats

AP: Deuce Vaughn, Kansas State Wildcats

Defense

DE: Zion Tupuola-Fetui, Washington Huskies

DT: Jalen Carter, Georgia Bulldogs

DT: Bryan Bresee, Clemson Tigers

DE: Andre Carter II, Army Black Knights

LB: Will Anderson Jr., Alabama Crimson Tide

LB: Trenton Simpson, Clemson Tigers

LB: Dallas Turner, Alabama Crimson Tide

CB: Kelee Ringo, Georgia Bulldogs

CB: Riley Moss, Iowa Hawkeyes

S: Jordan Battle, Alabama Crimson Tide

S: Brandon Joseph, Notre Dame Fighting Irish

Specialists

PK: Harrison Mevis, Missouri Tigers

P: Kyle Ostendorp, Arizona Wildcats

KR: Brian Battie, South Florida Bulls

Point out any errors and I'll correct them. I might do 2022 once the rosters are set.

 

SEC [158 PLAYERS]

• Alabama [40 PLAYERS]

• LaBryan Ray, #28, class of 2017

• DeVonta Smith, #62, class of 2017

• Stephon Wynn, #74, class of 2018

• Trey Sanders, #6, class of 2019

• Evan Neal, #7, class of 2019

• Pierce Quick, #40, class of 2019

• Jordan Battle, #43, class of 2019

• Henry To'o To'o, #44, class of 2019

• Justin Eboigbe, #62, class of 2019

• Amari Kight, #76, class of 2019

• Byron Young, #77, class of 2019

• Shane Lee, #78, class of 2019

• Jameson Williams, #82, class of 2019

• DeMarcco Hellams, #84, class of 2019

• Bryce Young, #2, class of 2020

• Will Anderson, #17, class of 2020

• Chris Braswell, #19, class of 2020

• Drew Sanders, #22, class of 2020

• Demouy Kennedy, #39, class of 2020

• Jase McClellan, #47, class of 2020

• Tim Smith, #56, class of 2020

• Brian Branch, #61, class of 2020

• Quandarrius Robinson, #65, class of 2020

• Roydell Williams, #77, class of 2020

• J.C. Latham, #3, class of 2021

• Tommy Brockermeyer, #6, class of 2021

• Dallas Turner, #9, class of 2021

• Kool-Aid McKinstry, #18, class of 2021

• Damon Payne, #24, class of 2021

• Ja'Corey Brooks, #27, class of 2021

• Camar Wheaton, #34, class of 2021

• Agiye Hall, #45, class of 2021

• JoJo Earle, #47, class of 2021

• Terrion Arnold, #51, class of 2021

• Deontae Lawson, #52, class of 2021

• Terrence Ferguson, #58, class of 2021

• Keanu Koht, #59, class of 2021

• Christian Leary, #75, class of 2021

• Jalen Milroe, #82, class of 2021

• Monkell Goodwine, #92, class of 2021

• Georgia [35 PLAYERS]

• Julian Rochester, #70, class of 2016

• Zamir White, #9, class of 2018

• Jamaree Salyer, #10, class of 2018

• J.T. Daniels, #16, class of 2018

• Adam Anderson, #18, class of 2018

• Derion Kendrick, #26, class of 2018

• Quay Walker, #31, class of 2018

• James Cook, #41, class of 2018

• Nolan Smith, #1, class of 2019

• Travon Walker, #22, class of 2019

• George Pickens, #24, class of 2019

• Clay Webb, #26, class of 2019

• Dominick Blaylock, #36, class of 2019

• Lewis Cine, #45, class of 2019

• Rian Davis, #89, class of 2019

• Kelee Ringo, #4, class of 2020

• Arik Gilbert, #5, class of 2020

• Broderick Jones, #11, class of 2020

• Jalen Carter, #18, class of 2020

• Darnell Washington, #23, class of 2020

• M.J. Sherman, #33, class of 2020

• Tate Ratledge, #38, class of 2020

• Kendall Milton, #54, class of 2020

• Marcus

1.12. Henry Ruggs - Cut after you know what

1.19. Damon Arnette - playing nearly 0 snaps and is threatening to kill people with illegal guns edit: guy got cut

3.80. Lynn Bowden - traded for a 4th before he ever played a snap for them

3.81. Bryan Edwards - he’s been fine

3.100. Tanner Muse - cut after missing rookie year

4.109. John Simpson - can’t really complain for a 4th round pick

4.139. Amik Robertson - PFF has him at a 36.3. Not ideal

Yeeesh

This is the Complete Catalog of all the:

• VFX Artists React
• VFX Artists React - Bollywood
• Stuntmen React
• Stuntwomen React
• Animators React

If you're wondering if the Corridor Crew has reacted to a clip from a movie, TV show, or other video, just Ctrl-F/Command-F for it, click the YouTube link, and check for yourself. I only listed the movie/TV show/video if they talked about it for at least ~30-60 seconds.

I also:

• Link to each YouTube video
• List the Corridor Crew hosts on each video
• List the guest names on each video
• Say whether the clip is a video game, short, commercial, etc.
• Label specific people/groups of interest: "Bruce Lee", "Jackie Chan", "Corridor Digital", and "RocketJump".

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Last updated: 1:52 AM EST, January 30, 2022

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The Complete Catalog

VFX Artists React

VFX Artists React #1: Clint, Niko, and Wren

• Game of Thrones (2011-2019)
• Dragonheart (1996)
• Logan (2017)
• Captain Marvel (2019)
• Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)
• Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)

VFX Artists React #2: Clint, Niko, and Wren

• Detective Pikachu (2019)
• Jurassic Park (1993)
• Jurassic World (2015)
• Aladdin (2019)
• Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)

VFX Artists React - Marvel: Clint, Niko, and Wren

• Avengers: Endgame (2019)
• Black Panther (2018)
• Iron Man 3 (2013)
• Iron Man 2 (2010)
• The Avengers (2012)
• The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)
• Doctor Strange (2016)

VFX Artists React - Resurrected Actors: Clint, Niko, and Wren

• Furious 7 (2015, Paul Walker)
• Johnnie Walker commercial (2013, Bruce Lee)
• The Sopranos (1999-2007, Nancy Marchand)
• Gladiator (2000, Oliver Reed)
• Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016, Peter Cushing and Carrie Fisher)

VFX Artists React #3: Clint, Niko, and Wren

• The Matrix (1999)
• Justice League (2017)
• Pacific Rim (2013)
• Pacific Rim: Uprising (2018)
• Terminator: Salvation (2009)
• True Lies (1994)
• The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012)
• Children of Men (2006)
• Resident Evil (2002)
• "Metal Gear Sunrising VFX Breakdown" YouTube video by Freddie Wong and Brandon Laatsch

VFX Artists React - The Star Wars Prequels: Clint, Niko, and Wren

• Star Wars: Episode I – The Phan

Cyclone Fans, sadly didn't watch much of Iowa St this year. I know y'all, like the Tigers, had high pre-season expectations and failed to live up to them. Give us Tiger Fans an honest assessment of the season, team, what to expect, etc.

I'm guessing you haven't watched much Clemson this year either so here goes from our perspective:

QB: Everyone had high expectations for DJU coming into the season but to say he's struggled is an understatement. IMO it's a been a mix of horrendous O-line play, bad/rushed decisions, poor fundamentals because of the two, and being too in his head (and some purported off-the-field personal stuff). He's played better down the stretch but he's far from a weapon and just as likely to throw a pick as a TD. Everyone has waited for the light to come on but it's going to take the offseason (and getting pushed by an early enrollee recruit) for it to happen.

Offensive Line: O-line was an unmitigated disaster very early on but slowly improved the last quarter of the season. They seemed to have finally settled on a starting 5 and hopefully we'll see the same line play we saw vs Wake and SCAR but this unit has struggled to open holes, especially on short-yardage plays.

WRs: WR was supposed to be a strength of this team but this unit has been gutted by injuries, most of them season-ending. We literally had 7 WRs from our two-deep out for the last game--Ngata, Ladson, Ross, Williams, Spector, Taylor, Stellato.

The void though has allowed FRs Beaux and Dacari Collins (no relation) to step up.

Ross, Spector, and Taylor are out for the Bowl Game. Ladson is transferring, along with Ajou Ajou, and Ngata and Williams are questionable.

RBs: Perhaps the lone bright spot (at least on offense) this season has been the trio of young RBs in Shipley, Pace, and Mafah. All three have a different running style that's been fun to watch and if the O-line can block (big if) any one of these guys can go for 100+.

Defense: Brent Venables had another great Defense in his swansong season. The D-line, which was banged up the entire year, played well. 6th Year Super Senior Jamie Skalski is the heart and soul of the squad and should be fired up for his last game ever (hopefully not so fired up he gets ejected for targeting for a 3rd straight bowl game).

We've got a pair of CBs in Booth and Goodrich who have turned in great seasons and will likely both leave early for the NFL. FR Safety Andrew Mukuba has been an unexpected stud right out

Bryan Herta Autosports with Club Agajanian and Hyundai Motor North America announced they will be fielding six cars for the 2022 IMSA Michelin Pilot Challenge series. While BHA drivers Taylor Hagler and Michael Lewis took first overall in 2021 driving the #77 Veloster N TCR, they will be driving the #1 Elantra N TCR for the 2022 season. The five other cars will all be Elantra Ns as well. Hyundai doesn't mention the sweeping change in the press release but this is more evidence supporting the claims that the Veloster N will be discontinued in the near future. Full Hyundai 2022 lineup below (please excuse any errors as I hastily put the list together from the release).

#1 Elantra N TCR - Taylor Hagler and Michael Lewis

#2 Elantra N TCR - Ryan Norman and AJ Muss

#33 Elantra N TCR - Mark Wilkins and to-be-announced

#54 Elantra N TCR (Universal Coating) - Michael Johnson and Stephen Simpson

#77 Elantra N TCR - Mason Filippi and Tyler Maxson

#98 Elantra N TCR - Harry Gottsacker and Parker Chase

Official press release - 1/6/2022

Edit: realized the first line made it seem like I was quoting the press release.

Lynn Bowden was traded for 1 season of Raekwon McMillan after Gruden couldn't find a role for him. Tanner Muse didn't play a game in his rookie year and was then cut from the team in the preseason. Amik Robertson and John Simpson have both been serviceable.

But none of that compares to what's happened to their 2 first round picks, Henry Ruggs and Damon Arnette. They have both been released from the team this week due to crazy off-the-field situations, essentially meaning a complete waste of 2 first round picks after only 1 year.

The only hit pick so far has been Bryan Edwards, and who knows what ridiculous incident will get him released from the team too. Complete craziness.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Jamie Dimon (JPM Chief Executive) - Refused to refund 1.4Bn in overdraft fees during the pandemic. Had they refunded the overdraft fees, they still would have made 27.6Bn in profits in 2020. JPM was bailed out by the same taxpayers in 2008 with 25Bn. Charged with 5 felony counts since 2014, admitting to all of them.

Kenneth "Ken" Griffin (Citadel [Hedge Fund] - Founder and CEO Co-Chief Investment Officer) - Private dark pool that doesn’t report. Took taxpayer bailout in 2008. Made 870m last year. Big donor to president. Donated big to Kelly Loeffler (married to the owner of the NYSE)

Paul Hamill (Citadel - Global Head of FICC Distribution) - Serves on FINRA board of Governors, the Nasdaq Exchange Board. Used to work for the SEC as Equity Market Structure Advisory Committee and a member of the Nasdaq Exchange Board.

Heath Tarbert (Citadel - Chief Legal Officer as of 4/2/2021) - Served as Supreme Court Law Clerk, associate White House Council, special counsel to Senate Banking Committee. Former Chairman of the CFTC (Commodities Futures Trading Commission).

Ben Bernanke (Citadel - Senior Advisor) - Former Chairman of the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System. Served as Chairman of the Federal Open Market Committee, the Federal Reserve System’s principal monetary policymaking body. Before his appointment as Chairman, was Chairman of the President’s Council of Economic Advisers, from June 2005 to January 2006.

Citadel - 59 SEC/FINRA Violations. Oversight of 60% of all NYSE trading. Helped Melvin capital by giving them 2 Billion so they wouldn’t have to close their position. Partially owns S3 Partners. Over 200B located in the Cayman Islands. Citadel is the designated Money Maker for GME. Banned in China in 2015 for 5 years for algorithmic trading dealing with short-selling. The regulator alleged that Citadel controlled and used accounts set up by four other firms to trade stocks during the first seven months of 2015 and used computer programs to manipulate prices. Suspected of harming the market with rapid-fire share purchase or sale orders that were canceled before they could be fulfilled, a strategy known as “spoofing”.

Gabe Plotkin (Melvin Capital) - Huge short position on GameStop (Six years running). Was helped by Citadel and Point 72 during January with 2.75Bn. Plotkin used to work for Steve Cohen at SAC before it renamed to Point 72 after the Insider trading case.

Vlad Tenev (Robinhood - CEO and Co-Founder) - Turned Off Buy Button. Stop

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

Top to bottom, left to right: Jason Grace; Hermione Granger; Gaara; Jett; Bryan Griffin; Lisa Simpson; Barry; Sasha Braus; Arthur Kirkland; Amethyst; Thrawn; Olivia \"Sombra\" Colomar; Raymond; Seraphine; Sans; LSP; Ponyhead; Gray Fullbuster; Katsuki Bakugou; Darcy

Mentos

(I will see myself out)

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

The devastation wrought upon Farmer-Labor by the midterms of 1898 and enthusiasm for the Federal Republican cause in the aftermath of the Pacific War is front and center in the mind of almost all in the party, as the radicals of Richard F. Pettigrew attempt to consolidate their control over the party.

Richard F. Pettigrew: 52 year old Richard F. Pettigrew has led the radical wing of the Farmer-Labor Party from near exile to a near majority within their congressional caucus. Combining the fiery socialism of past radicals with a cunning political savvy, Pettigrew, a proponent of tariffs, has also been the most prominent opponent of what he dubs “imperial Washington,” arguing that "the imperial policy is an object of enrichment of the imperial class, the monopolists, bankers, and land owners who support it to expand their exploitation and robbery of workers abroad.” Allying with a personal friend, and current housemate, Russian revolutionary Vladimir Lenin, Pettigrew toured the United States in opposition to the Pacific War before travelling to Russia to agitate for Lenin's freedom, where he was arrested and imprisoned for several months, with the Houston Administration accused of a failure to act quickly to secure his release, though an eventual deal was negotiated by the administration promising to keep Lenin in the United States in return for Pettigrew's release. Quickly returning to the political fore, Pettigrew led radicals to oppose the Treaty of Hong Kong. While Pettigrew remains the undisputed leader of the party's left flank, he has mildly alienated some allies since his return from Russia by arguing for redrafting the constitution and praising Karl Marx's The Communist Manifesto. Pettigrew and his supporters argue that he is the candidate that best represents the values of the party and that he is the party's strongest candidate due to his presentation of a sharp contrast with any likely Farmer-Labor nominee.

William Jennings Bryan: Managing Lyman Trumbull’s campaign at only 20 years of age before launching his own unsuccessful 1896 campaign at Trumbull’s funeral 15 years later, William Jennings Bryan lost the 1896 election by the smallest of margins in the popular vote, with many crediting him for the survival of the Farmer-Labor Party. Unsuccessful during the midterms as the pro-war yet anti-imperialist Brya

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

Prologue

Part One: HERE HE GO TALKIN LIKE A GOD AGAIN, THE MAC IN THE EAST SOLOMON

Part Two: SHOOT THEM NIGGAS BROAD DAY, MADE IT HOT AGAIN, CHUCK THE YOLA LIKE A GOD AGAIN

Part Three: ADVISORY BOARD CRYSTALS, CAMO JOINTS WITH THE PISTOL, AH

Part Four: MICKEY ON THE MARCELO, BAD BITCHES SAY A NIGGA SPECIAL

Part Five: SEASON SIX YEEZY, MAKE THIS FLY SHIT LOOK EASY, SEASON SIX YEEZY, FERRARI TRUCKS COME AND BEAT ME, AH

Part Six: THE AP SKELETON, MONEY MACHINES THEY NEVER END, SOLD MY FIRST BRICK, I BEEN FLY EVER SINCE

Part Seven: ALL THIS PALM ANGELS IMMA GO TO HEAVEN, GOT A WHOLE ONE, TOOK OUT SEVEN, PYREX I HAD TO MEASURE, BOUGHT A NIGGA BITCH WITH THE EXTRAS, AH

Part Eight: DOOR SLIDE WITH THE HECKLER, I WAS HITTIN FROM THE NECK UP, GUGGENHEIMS, GET YA CHECKS UP, DAPPER DAN APRON BOUTTA CHEF UP

"MY LIL SHOOTER ROCKIN YANG LEE, NOW THESE NIGGAS WANNA HANG ME, MY LIL SHOOTER ROCKIN YANG LEE, NOW THESE BITCHES WANNA CHASE ME" - Westside Gunn

Katsuyori Shibata is finally one step closer to becoming the IWGP World Champion, however only one man seems to stand in his way so far, and that’s Jay White. The Switchblade won the championship on the Destruction Tour, where Shibata didn’t defend the G1 Briefcase as his two defenses are set for both King of Pro-Wrestling and Power Struggle. Shibata’s first defense is set to be against one of two people who defeated him during his monumental run in the tournament: Tomohiro Ishii. These two men have quite the brawl with ea

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

But let me give it a shot.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

He’s the new temp.

Taken from r/NFL

The Raiders 2020 draft might go down as one of the worst ever

1.12. Henry Ruggs - Cut after you know what

1.19. Damon Arnette - playing nearly 0 snaps and is threatening to kill people with illegal guns

3.80. Lynn Bowden - traded for a 4th before he ever played a snap for them

3.81. Bryan Edwards - alright he’s been pretty good

3.100. Tanner Muse - cut after missing rookie year

4.109. John Simpson - can’t really complain for a 4th round pick

4.139. Amik Robertson - PFF has him at a 36.3.