What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear (Courtesy of my brother)

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📅︎ Mar 13 2021
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My little brother went up to my dad and asked,

"Dad, whats stonger a lion or a bear?" My dad looked around the room, then at my brother and said, "Your mother."

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📅︎ Dec 31 2013
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Indian naming rituals, dad joke from my Dad

Son: Dad how did I get my name? Chief: Well, we name everyone by things we see when they're born, when your sister came into the world we were by a brook so we named her Running Brook, when your brother was born we saw a bear so we named him Running Bear Son: Oh, I get it, Two Dogs Fucking!

He could barely get it out and tells me it weekly, still cackling the whole way through

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📅︎ Jul 24 2013
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