Italian ships say AMB for Atzah My Boat!
- from my 75 yr old Italian American dad at family dinner the other night
The American dog pants while the British dogs trousers.
I would be a giraffe.
Credit goes to my friend who made the joke
I'm impressed!
The British man says "You need to do us all a favour and honour people of colour". The American says "No U".
I'm not saying I'll watch it. But there's been wurst casting.
A British man and an American man are talking about boobs. The American man asks "What's your favorite cup size? A, B, C, or D?" The British man shakes his head and says "None of them, I prefer a T Cup"
They were raised differently.
Because they were colognials
Red, white, and brew
Just think, if the British had won, we'd all be speaking English now.
Jerry can
Because they drank the 't'
A British person gets a good look at someone.
Because they drank the T
Sharon is Karen
British people are so much stronger than us Americans, I can bench 90 pounds, but a british person can carry more than 300 pounds on them at all times
I guess they drank the t
British chemist: "I'll kick your arsenic!"
American chemist: "I'll kick your astatine!"
Organic chemist: "I'll kick your acetate!"
The american dogs go bark bark, the Scandinavian dogs go bjeff bjeff and the british dogs go bruv bruv.
Because it's not E.
GF: I like your forearms.
Me: I only have two.
I had to explain it, but then she slapped her forehead. I know, she only has one.
American dogs pants while British dogs trousers
Said by a British chemist: "I'll kick your arsenic!"
Said by an American chemist: "I'll kick your astatine!"
