Brill Building Puns

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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

The winner of Round 0 Match 1 is Elliot, with a score of 70 to Finni’s 67!

Down. Down. The cold, murky water swallowed Finni as she was dragged into the depths, seawater clogging her nose and burning her eyes. She struggled with all her might, thrashing and kicking as his hands grabbed blindly for purchase, but the hooks' pull was inexorable—she was powerless against the full weight of the Mediterranean Sea growing ever darker before her eyes.

It was decidedly not in the spirit of Tag.

But suddenly, there was a surging of water beneath him, and with a thunderous crack the ocean above his face tore apart like paper. Finni gasped wildly for breath, coughing and spluttering and struggling instinctively for several seconds against the blue and gold arms that ripped him from the ocean’s maw; then, he flopped like a soggy ragdoll as he was carried back to the safety of the ship.

“Of course I heard the fight,” Savvas groused as he picked a fluffy blue scarf from around his shoulder, sounding thoroughly displeased with the whole affair, “Thunder couldn’t drown out the sound of the two of you. You’ve left me with a headache and a half to deal with fixing all this.”

“I apologize for the trouble,” Elliot replied, perfectly straight-faced as he passed a side glance towards the bedraggled, dripping heap on the deck, “I’m sure this youth has more than learned her lesson.”

“Hm.” Savvas scowled. (Though was that a smile he was fighting on the corner of his lips?) “Well, I have some calls to make and a shipment to make up for. I’d say that gives both of you about three minutes to get, before I think about chopping you up as fish food for the trouble.” His voice rose abruptly to a loud bark. “Out! Out with both of you! I’m getting too old for this.”

As Elliot turned to go, his sharp ears picked out Savvas’s voice from behind. “Send clean up to the main port; the Keraunos has been compromised, but I took care of it…No, I was not looking for a last minute suit.”

Scenario: Athens, Greece — 4:36 PM

The day of the Olympus Gala had arrived, and the guests had come aplenty—the fact t

This post examines eight major Thanksgiving myths, covering these topics.

1. The secular festival myth.
2. The 1623 Thanksgiving myth.
3. The free market capitalism myth.
4. The starving Pilgrims myth.
5. The smallpox death celebration myth.
6. The theologically motivated Wampanoags myth.
7. The Pequot massacre celebration myth.
8. The cannibalism & grave robbing myth.

If you're more interested in watching a video, you can view this same content here.

The only two colonial primary sources of the event, written by Edward Winslow and William Bradford, were lost during the eighteenth century, which contributed to the historical obscurity of the event, and its lack of cultural recognition outside the New England states. I will be drawing on these two primary sources throughout this post, as well as on mainstream scholarly commentary.

The secular festival myth

One common belief is that the 1621 meal was not actually a Christian thanksgiving to God, but was actually a simple meal with which the Pilgrims thanked the local Wampanoag people for helping survive. [1] From a slightly different perspective their 2001 book The Times of Their Lives: Life, Love, and Death in Plymouth Colony, James and Patricia Deetz similarly make the claim that since the Winslow account of the 1621 meal “makes no mention of thanks”, it is “not close enough for us to see the event as the “first Thanksgiving”. [2] Instead, they characterize it as an English harvest festival, of no religious significance.

Historian Jeremy Bangs, who has specialized in the study of the Pilgrims, takes issue with this conclusion, considering it badly founded on insufficient evidence. [3] He points out that even if it was a harvest festival, such occasion were certainly not secular, and were accompanied by prayers. He notes that the Book of Common Prayer the Pilgrims would have taken them from England, actually contains a prayer specifically for a harvest thanksgiving. [4]

Additionally, Bangs observes that Winslow’s thanksgiving account “includes biblical phrases referring to texts whose completion includes thanksgiving”, which would certainly have been known by the other members of the community, and recognized as part of the meal’s fundamentally religious character. [5]

Bangs concludes by writing “We think the Pilgrims should have thanked the Indians”, before adding that it is “still inaccurate to bend the evidence to suggest that the P

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Ich plane ein neues Build und bin mir bei der Wahl der CPU noch etwas unschlüssig. Die Grafikkarte hingegen habe ich schon, eine RTX 3070 FE.

Der PC wird hauptsächlich zum spielen und konstruieren genutzt. Allerdings möchte ich mir demnächst eine VR Brille zulegen (Valve Index), dies erfordert (soweit ich weiß) mehr single core performance.

Welchen der oben stehenden Prozessoren würdet ihr empfehlen?

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

With 55.56% of 41 votes, "Havana Daydreamin'" is our next album out.

Like it's bright blue, whimsically painted album cover featuring a paradisiacal ocean and a grinning Jimmy, the one word that summarizes this album to be is "zany." It's full of some beautiful ballads, sure, but the jokey, witty, off-color humor in this ballad so perfectly encapsulates the Jimmy Buffett sound. The first of those ballads is "Captain and the Kid" (the only Jimmy song to have four separate recorded versions) is a lovely song about Jimmy's deep bond with his grandfather, the man who inspired him to seek out adventure. "Havana Daydreamin'", the title track, is a swaying portrait of a deckhand in Havana, going through the motions, dreaming his life away. The weakest ballad is "Something So Feminine About a Mandolin" (co-written with his wife, Jane Slagsvol) that has no more to say than what's in the title. A pretty song, but certainly boring. My favorite ballad here is the existential, yet contented reflection on mortality, "Defying Gravity." Written by Jesse Winchester, the song's narrator sees his years on "the big round ball" with a great deal of humility, acknowledges death's inevitability with grace "even the high must lay low", and, (such a surreal, yet poignant image), promises to "jump up and smile back at you." As promised, though, the "rockers" here are this album's core. Let's get the weakest of the bunch out of the way: "Big Rig", written by Coral Reefer harmonica player Greg "Fingers" Taylor is a pretty obnoxious, crude, and lecherous thumper of a song. Don't get me wrong, Jimmy can excel at blue humor, but the song is too damn stupid and on-the-nose to be enjoyable. Then, "Kick it In Second Wind" (also co-written with Jane) is a rocker about the desperate, drug-fueled need to keep up the energy to put on a show despite the exhaustion of the road. The sound of the song alternates between fast moving and exhilirating, and confused and tense. It really makes you feel like your head's spinning in that Key West ballroom. "Cliches" is a delightful novelty song about a couple that embody musical cliches in bizarre and absurd ways. It's filled with fabulously witty lines like "She's eighty-sixed from the chartroom, he's twenty-nine and pushing thirty real fast" and "tonight they're going to go star gazin' an' try to figure out which one they're near, but try as they might I don't think they'll reach the height, you know they can't get there from here". The wordplay and

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Mathematical puns makes me number

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Une feuille A4 accrochée au frigo sous un magnet kiwi. Géraldine contemple les deux mots qu'elle vient d'y inscrire au feutre : "arrêt maladie".
Elle se tient debout dans la cuisine, concentrée, équipée. En passant faire les courses plus tôt dans la journée elle avait succombé au charme d'une magnifique paire de pantoufles en pilou. Étonnement c’est le premier vrai achat qui lui donne l'impression de flamber avec les dizaines de milliers d’euros arrivés sur son compte. Et désormais elle met un point d'honneur à toujours préparer sa revanche les pieds dans ses nouvelles charentaises préférées. Des chaussettes confort et un gilet en molleton corail complètent la tenue de conspiratrice.

Procéder dans l'ordre. Un motif. Des moyens. Des cibles.
Avec la liste à peine amorcée sur le frigo, il s'agit de recenser tout ce qui va l'aider à piquer là où ça fait le plus mal. "CE QUI LES ÉNERVE".
Sans se presser. Pour l'instant le plaisir réside dans la préparation, dans le fait de savourer ce luxe d'avoir les moyens.

Une nouvelle idée lui vient, à ajouter sur le papier : "Abandon de poste".
L'odeur légèrement âcre du feutre sature ses souvenirs d'humiliations sur des lieux de travail. Mais rien ne sert de remuer la boue maintenant, la liste se remplira d'elle-même, petit à petit. Pour la psychothérapie il y a un espace et un temps dédié.

Après la phase de réflexion, la phase de création. Atelier d'écriture.
Elle lance l'écoute d'un morceau d'Amnesia Scanner sur l'enceinte.
La première chose qu'elle avait toujours rêvé de faire pour ridiculiser les demandes à la con des patron⋅nes, c'était de se lâcher dans les lettres de motivation. Sérieux, ça existe encore ça, les lettres de motivation ?
Faut croire que oui à en juger les offres d'emploi ouvertes sur son ordi.

Géraldine se rassoit au bureau de commandement. Une infusion coup de fouet mélisse sauge et sariette dans la tasse encore chaude, le café c'est fini depuis quelque temps. On vit plus détendue quand le réveil ne sonne pas à 6h30.
Devant elle sur la table à manger, des magazines récupérés dans la cabine à livre du quartier. Géraldine a toujours eu l'esprit un peu créatif, même si elle évitait de le montrer dans les ateliers de team building malaisants. Tous les magazines sont ouverts à la page horoscope.
L'Horoscope c'est génial, une mine d'idées à la con du même tenant que celles qu’on entend en entreprise. En combinant

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.