Bright Spark Puns

A list of puns related to "Bright Spark"

Electricity always struggles to release it's anger...

All it needs is an outlet

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👤︎ u/SatisfactoryGrape
📅︎ Aug 07 2022
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Insurance just called. They said the rates are being raised on my Chevy Bolt EUV due to the battery fire risk.

The conversation:

“You’re raising my rates?? I’m fuming right now! Let me speak to your manager as I have some burning questions!”

  • “Sure, fire away”

“How much are you raising my rates?”

  • “A lot, they’re going to reach new Fahrenheits”

“I am heated!”

  • “I’m sorry sir. We will keep it as manageable as possible since you have fantastic driving history - we want you to know we view you as a real bright spark”

“Thank you, I am de-lighted”

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👤︎ u/mutigers42
📅︎ Aug 29 2021
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Dad joked my little sister. Can you help me with a crossword puzzle?

Reading a newspaper, casually turn to my little sister and ask "can you help me with a crossword puzzle? The clue is Postman's bag"

Her: "how many letters?"

Me: "LOADS OF THEM!"

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👤︎ u/trilson
📅︎ Jan 16 2014
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