Brian Haley Puns

"Cardi B is Right"—Bernie Sanders

Advise And Dissent

In the past 48 hours we've learned that:

• President Trump and his top aides hung U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley out to dry, reneging on a commitment to impose sanctions on Russia after she had announced them publicly, then blamed her for the ensuing global confusion.

• Defense Secretary James Mattis urged Trump to seek approval from Congress before bombing Syria last week, but Trump ignored him, because, according to the New York Times, he "wanted to be seen as backing up a series of bellicose tweets with action." (Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the least credible White House press secretary since the last White House press secretary, denies this happened.)

• Trump sent his designated secretary of state, current CIA Director Mike Pompeo, to North Korea to lay the groundwork for a summit with Kim Jong Un, then leaked the classified development to the press in what critics suspect was an effort to make Pompeo's contested nomination a foregone conclusion.

These are some pretty big errors, leaks, and oversights. Each has its own backstory, but they are all symptoms of Trump's unprecedented mismanagement of the federal government. What a fun throughline!

We don’t know for sure why Trump reversed his decision to impose sanctions on Russia, but

Why is Nikki Haley quitting her job as Trump's U.N. ambassador?

Why is Trump's envoy at the United Nations calling it quits? And who's on the shortlist to replace her? We talk about it with Andrea Mitchell, Jeremy Peters, and Jeremy Bash.

Trump laughs as crowd chants "Lock her up!" about Sen. Feinstein

At the same rally where Trump called Democrats dangerous, unhinged, and capable of "mob rule," Trump laughed as the crowd chanted that Sen. Dianne Feinstein should be locked up just days after Trump bemoaned what he saw as a rush to judgment on Brett Kavanaugh.

Snyder: Trump fills public's fear with fiction by attacking truth

Yale University Professor Timothy Snyder, the author of "On Tyranny," discusses the damage he says is being done by Trump calling news he doesn't like "fake" or a "hoax."

Hurricane Michael expected to hit Florida as a Category 4 storm

The latest updates on Hurricane Michael paint a dire picture for folks along Florida's Gulf Coast. MSNBC Meteorologist Bill Karins has the latest.

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January 21, 2022

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The King’s Daughter (Action/With: Pierce Brosnan, William Hurt, Benjamin Walker, Kaya Scodelario/PG/1 hr 30 min/Gravitas Ventures/d: Sean McNamara/Wide)

Redeeming Love (Drama/With: Abigail Cowen, Tom Lewis, Famke Janssen, Logan Marshall-Green/PG-13/2 hr 14 min/Universal Pictures/d: D.J. Caruso/Limited)

(LIMITED)

The Tiger Rising (Family/With: Dennis Quaid, Katharine McPhee, Queen Latifah, Madalen Mills/PG/1 hr 42 min/Variance Films/d: Ray Giarratana/Limited)

A Shot Through The Wall (Crime/With: Kenny Leu, Ciara Renée, Fiona Fu, Tzi Ma/1 hr 30 min/Vertical Entertainment/d: Aimee Long/Limited)

The Hunting (Horror/With: Angela Cole, Alan Tuskes, Keith Migra, Heidi Azaro/1 hr 33 min/Vertical Entertainment/d: Mark Andrew Hamer/Limited)

Simple Passion (RomDram/With: Laetitia Dosch, Sergei Polunin, Lou-Teymour Thion, Caroline Ducey/1 hr 39 min/Strand Releasing/d: Danielle Arbid/Limited)

January 26, 2022

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Compartment Number 6 (Drama/ With Yuriy Borisov, Seidi Haarla, Yuliya Aug, Dinara Drukarova/R/1 hr 47 min/Sony Pictures Classics/d: Juho Kuosmanen/Limited)

January 28, 2022

(LIMITED)

Charli XCX: Alone Together (Documentary/With: Charli XCX/1 hr 7 min/Greenwich Entertainment/d: Bradley Bell, Pablo Jones-Soler/Limited)

Clean (Crime/With: Adrien Brody, Glenn Fleshler, Richie Merritt, Chandler DuPont/1 hr 34 min/IFC Films/d: Paul Solet/Limited)

In The Forest (Thriller/With: Lyman Ward, Time Winters, Kaitlyn Dias, Debbon Ayer/Vertical Entertainment/d: Hector Barron/Limited)

Sundown (Drama/With: Tim Roth, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Iazua Larios, Henry Goodman/R/1 hr 23 min/Bleecker Street Media/d: Michel Franco/Limited)

They/Them/Us (RomComDram/With: Joey Slotnick, Amy Hargreaves, Jack Steiner, Shanna Strong/1 hr 30 min/Blended Family Productions/d: John Sherman/Limited)

February 4, 2022

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Jackass Forever (Comedy/With: Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Chris Pontius, Machine Gun Kelly/R/1 hr 36 min/Paramount Pictures/d: Jeff Tremaine/Wide)

Moonfall (Disaster/With: Halle Berry, Patrick

The entire sequence of "Midnight Train to Georgia" starting at 49:49 as Enrico Colantoni as Brian is rehearsing Polonius A2S1:

>But breathe his faults so quaintly
That they may seem the taints of liberty,
The flash and outbreak of a fiery mind,
A savageness in unreclaimèd blood,
Of general assault.

(Perhaps a prelude to the Jeevan reunion?) well - Duh - obviously

The solo tuba https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZGy468nJIg (this put me off at 1st because it was unusual - now I think this is brilliant - I constantly hum the tuba score to myself). As Haley grabs Kirsten's copy of Station Eleven and Kirsten runs after and stops. You can see Kirsten senses something (this is where I start full grown man sobbing) and slowly turns - the camera pans - and just as Jeevan and Kirsten 1st make eye contact - the Station Eleven "Pip's" sing "Leavin"... >> Leavin' Jeevan <<.
I've watched it this scene dozens of times now - and I'm usually choked up by this time and didn't notice "Leavin' Jeevan" until yesterday.

https://preview.redd.it/7qfu2pt1eic81.jpg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=351a0535e88ad800fbe185c80ac650fa0513d1b9

Kudo's to Mackenzie Davis' Epic skills

Had to share. A masterpiece of script, acting, score, and cinematography. This scene = the Dude's rug. Bravo HBO!

Atlanta Falcons:

• Leeman Bennett (1978, 1980, 1982)

• Jerry Glanville (1991)

• June Jones (1995)

• Dan Reeves (1998, 2002)

• Jim L. Mora (2004)

• Mike Smith (2008, 2010, 2011, 2012)

• Dan Quinn (2016, 2017)

Baltimore/Indianapolis Colts:

• Don Shula (1968)

• Don McCafferty (1970, 1971)

• Ted Marchibroda (1975, 1976, 1977, 1995)

• Ron Meyer (1987)

• Lindy Infante (1996)

• Jim E. Mora (1999, 2000)

• Tony Dungy (2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008)

• Jim Caldwell (2009, 2010)

• Chuck Pagano (2012, 2013, 2014)

• Frank Reich (2018, 2020)

Baltimore Ravens:

• Brian Billick (2000, 2001, 2003, 2006)

• John Harbaugh (2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020)

Buffalo Bills:

• Joe Collier (1966)

• Lou Saban (1974)

• Chuck Knox (1980, 1981)

• Marv Levy (1988, 1989, 1990, 1991, 1992, 1993, 1995, 1996)

• Wade Phillips (1998, 1999)

• Sean McDermott (2017, 2019, 2020, 2021)

Carolina Panthers:

• Dom Capers (1996)

• John Fox (2003, 2005, 2008)

• Ron Rivera (2013, 2014, 2015, 2017)

Chicago Bears:

• Jack Pardee (1977)

• Neill Armstrong (1979)

• Mike Ditka (1984, 1985, 1986, 1987, 1988, 1990, 1991)

• Dave Wannstedt (1994)

• Dick Jauron (2001)

• Lovie Smith (2005, 2006, 2010)

• Matt Nagy (2018, 2020)

Cincinnati Bengals:

• Paul Brown (1970, 1973, 1975)

• Forrest Gregg (1981, 1982)

• Sam Wyche (1988, 1990)

• Marvin Lewis (2005, 2009, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015)

• Zac Taylor (2021)

Cleveland Browns:

• Blanton Collier (1967, 1968, 1969)

• Nick Skorich (1971, 1972)

• Sam Rutigliano (1980, 1982)

• Marty Schottenheimer (1985, 1986, 1987, 1988)

• Bud Carson (1989)

• Bill Belichick (1994)

• Butch Davis (2002)

• Mike Priefer/Kevin Stefanski (2020)

Dallas Cowboys:

• Tom Landry (1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1975, 1976, 1977, 1978, 1979, 1980, 1981, 1982, 1983, 1985)

• Jimmy Johnson (1991, 1992, 1993)

• Barry Switzer (1994, 1995, 1996)

• Chan Gailey (1998, 1999)

• Bill Parcells (2003, 2006)

• Wade Phillips (2007, 2009)

• Jason Garrett (2014, 2016, 2018)

• Mike McCarthy (2021)

Denver Broncos:

• Red Miller (1977, 1978, 1979)

• Dan Reeves (1983, 1984, 1986, 1987, 1989, 1991)

• Wade Phillips (1993)

• Mike Shanahan (1996, 1997, 1998, 2000, 2003, 2004, 2005)

• John Fox (2011, 2012, 2013, 2014)

• Gary Kubiak (2015)

Detroit Lions:

• Joe Schmidt (1970)

• Monte Clark (1982, 1983)

• Wayne Fontes (1991, 1993, 1994, 1995)

• Bobby Ross (1997, 1999)

So has anyone heard of Fillmore because I've got a reboot idea for the show including putting several other Disney shows in it as a shared universe, inculding The Owl House and Amphibia as well as some other Disney shows which includes Star Vs The Forces of Evil.

Here's a full list of the Disney shows Fillmore would crossover within a shared universe. Also to the other shows it would be non canon:

1. The Ghost and Molly McGee
2. The Owl House
3. Amphibia
4. Big City Greens,
5. DuckTales (2017
6. ) Milo Murphy’s Law,
7. Star Vs The Forces of Evil,
8. Future-Worm,
9. The 7D,
10. Wander Over Yonder,
11. Gravity Falls,
12. Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil,
13. Phineas and Ferb,
14. Lilo & Stitch The Series,
15. Brandy & Mr. Whiskers,
16. Teamo Supremo,
17. Buzz Lightyear of Star Command
18. Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series

Also to the other shows it would be non-canon to them.

What do you think?

Also you can see the enter oringial series on YT here

Also I've jotted down the entire voice actor cast list,formain, supporting, and guest roles.* - New character for the reboot.

Let me know what you think about the cast?

Main cast

1. Idris Elba or Rashon Fagan - Cornelius Fillmore
2. Danai Gurira - Ingrid Third
3. Horatio Sanz - Horatio Vallejo/Frobot Boy
4. Chris Hemsworth - Danny O'Farrell
5. Chris Evans - Booker Evans*
6. Chris Pratt - Andrew Pratt*
7. Mark Ruffalo - Mark Third*
8. Laren Tom - Karen Tehama
9. Danny Tamberelli - Joseph Anza
10. Randall Park - Peter Chestnut
11. Tom Holland - Darrel Holland*
12. Benedict Cumberbatch - Benedict Nicdenious*
13. Robert Downey Jr. - Robert Chestnut
14. Tom Hiddleston - Brad Parnassus
15. Anglea Bassett - Principal Dawn S. Folsom
16. Clark Gregg - Vice Principal Raycliff
17. Jeff Bennett - Narrator

Supporting

1. Djimon Hounsou - Librarian Hounsou
2. Eden Riegel - Maggie
3. Dave Bautista - Dave, Hector/Skate Lad
4. Chris Evans - Wayne Liggett, Captain Crandall
5. Brie Larson- Cheri Shotwell, Brenda/Rope Girl
6. Chris Pratt - Philsky
7. J. K. Simmons - Ford Pines
8. Brenda Song - Anne Boonchuy
9. Jim Rash - Gyro Gearloose
10. Zehra Fazal as General Yunan
11. David Tennant as Scrooge McDuck
12. Danny Pudi as Huey Duck
13. Ben Schwartz as Dewey Duck
14. Bobby Moynihan as Louie Duck
15. Kate Micucci as Webby Vanderquack
16. Tony Anselmo as Donald Duck
17. Beck Bennett as Launch

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Sorry for the lack of post last week

Started as 35 TBR part time car from 2010-2011

35 points were swapped to 36 for 2012, as the 36 points from 2011 where swapped to Danica make sure she wouldn’t DNQ. It ran as 36 TBR from 2012-2014,

TBR transferred 36 points to 62 Premium in 2015 (62 was 66 team from 2014)

What I saw, 62 got awarded a charter based on 36 TBR running from 2013-2014, then 62 in 2015 despite missing 16 races.

62 Premium charter was leased to 46 Hscott in 2016

62 Premium charter was sold to 77 Furniture Row in 2017.

77 Furniture Row charter was once again sold to 37 JTG/Todd Bruan, it was the 37 JTG from 2018-2020

Todd Bruan found a loophole at end of 2020 season and took charter to Spire 7 for 2021

Since Todd Bruan owns this charter, I expect it to go to Haley and Lajoie gets the LFR one

35 TBR - Johnny Sauter/Aric Almirola/Stephen Leicht/Steve Park/Geoffrey Bodine/Dave Blaney (2010-2011 PT) (19th Richmond II 2011)

36 TBR - J.J. Yeley/Tony Raines/Dave Blaney/Victor Gonzalez, Jr./Reed Sorenson (2012-2014) (10th 2013 Daytona 500)

62 Premium - Reed Sorenson/Timmy Hill/T.J. Bell/Brian Scott/Brendan Gaughan (2015) (28th x2 Atlanta I/Daytona II 2015)

Owners

2016 36th*

2017 19th

2018 24th

2019 20th

2020 29th

2021 29th

Avg Finish

2016 35.8 (20th Daytona II)

2017 17.1 (2nd Bristol II)

2018 21.0 (5th x2 both Daytona races)

2019 17.8 (6th Charlotte)

2020 24.3 (9th Bristol II)

2021 25.4 (9th Daytona 500)

Erik Jones 36 races - 2nd (Bristol II 2017)

Chris Buescher 72 races - 5th x2 (Both Daytona Races 2017)

Corey Lajoie 35 races - 9th (2021 Daytona 500)

Ryan Preece 36 races - 9th (Bristol II 2020)

Michael Annett 35 races - 20th (2016 Daytona II)

Josh Berry 1 race - 26th (Michigan 2021)

Justin Allgaier 1 race - 40th (Bristol II 2016)

Best Finish - 2nd (2017 Bristol II - Erik Jones)

Best Start - 1st x3 (2017 Bristol II - Erik Jones) 2020 Darlington II/Pocono II Ryan Preece)

Stage Finish - 2nd (2017 Bristol II - Erik Jones)

Most Lap Led - 260 (2017 Bristol II - Erik Jones)

356 laps led

34 DNF 86 LLF

7 top 5s 23 top tens 50 top 15s 104 top 20s

Next charter - 6 Roush-Fenway Keselowski Racing

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What a year for reading! My final total of books read is an unintentional to the late great Kobe Bryant. It worked perfectly because I love Kobe. If you have any recommendations based on the titles below, please let me hear them! As with anything else, there were hits and misses of course. There were definitely more hits than misses, so I’m happy about that. For next year, I want to try and get into fiction again, starting with the Dune series. There are also a few more books in my to-read list so I have to get to those. But let’s face it, I’ll probably just keep adding books to the list so it’ll never end. I don’t know how long I can keep this up, but as long as reading gives me joy, then I’ll keep going. Hoping to see an even more vibrant community next year. Cheers to all of us and happy reading!

1. Gideon's Spies (Gordon Thomas)
2. The Club (Joshua Robinson; Jonathan Clegg)
3. Alive (Piers Paul Read)
4. Ghosts of the Tsunami (Richard Lloyd Parry)
5. Hiroshima (John Hersey)
6. The Vatican Diaries (John Thavis)
7. The Man Who Ran Washington (Peter Baker; Susan Glasser)
8. The Autobiography of Malcolm X (as told to Alex Haley)
9. Mafia Spies (Thomas Maier)
10. Lebron Inc (Brian Windhorst)
11. The Spy Masters (Chris Whipple)
12. Rise and Kill First (Ronen Bergman)
13. The Splendid and the Vile (Erik Larson)
14. Between the World and Me (Ta-Nehisi Coates)
15. Nazis and the Occult (Paul Roland)
16. The Legends Club (John Feinstein)
17. Caste: The Origins of our Discontents (Isabel Wilkerson)
18. The Beast (Oscar Martinez)
19. ISIS: Inside the Army of Terror (Michael Weiss; Hassan Hassan)
20. The Best and the Brightest (David Halberstram)
21. The Pope and Mussolini (David I. Kertzer)
22. The Washington War (James Lacey)
23. Columbine (Dave Cullen)
24. Dark Money (Jane Meyer)
25. Midnight in Chernobyl (Adam Higginbotham)
26. Scrappy Little Nobody (Anna Kendrick)
27. Lost in the Jungle (Yossi Ghinsberg)
28. Surprise, Kill, Vanish (Annie Jacobsen)
29. Freakonomics (Steven D. Levitt; Stephen J. Dubner)
30. The Happiness Trap (Russ Harris)
31. The Soul of Basketball (Ian Thomsen)
32. Absolute Monarchs (John Julius Norwich)
33. I'll Be Gone in the Dark (Michelle McNamara)
34. The Looming Tower (Lawrence Wright)
35. Into Thin Air (Jon Krakauer)
36. Black Wave (Kim Ghattas)
37. Frederick Douglass (David W. Blight)
38. In the Closet of the Vatican (Frederic Martel)
39. Dispatches (Michael Herr)
40. Friday Night Lights (H.G. Bissinger)
41. My Squirrel Days (Ellie Ke

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

They were cooked in Greece.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

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3474. Essentials of Systems Analysis and Design, Global 6th Edition: Joseph S. Valacich & Joey F. George & Jeff Hoffer

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Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

• Thurman Thomas: Buffalo, Miami
• Ricky Williams: N.O., Miami, Baltimore
• Aaron Glenn: NYJ, Houston, Jax, Dallas, N.O.
• Kevin Faulk: N.E.
• Duce Staley: Philadelphia, Pittsburgh
• Brian Orakpo: Washington, Tennessee
• Billy Joe Dupree: Dallas
• Phil Simms: NYG
• Jack Tatum: LV, Tennessee
• Charlie Joiner: Tennessee, Cincinnati, LAC
• Gary Zimmerman: Minnesota, Denver
• Derrick Johnson: K.C., LV
• Brian Bosworth: Seattle
• Chris Long: LAR, NE, Philladelphia
• Charles Haley: SF, Dallas
• Larry Wilson: Arizona
• Frank Wycheck: Washington, Tennessee
• Bernard Pollard: KC, Houston, Baltimore, Tennessee
• Tony Brackens: Jacksonville
• Gary Brackett: Indy
• Marques Colston: N.O.
• Andre Rison: Indy, Atlanta, Cleveland, Green Bay, Jacksonville, K.C., LV
• Mike Rucker: Carolina
• Aquib Talib: Tampa Bay, NE, Denver, LAR
• Alan Faneca: Pittsburgh, NYJ, Arizona
• Haloti Ngata: Baltimore, Detroit, Philadelphia
• Josh Cribbs: Cleveland, NYJ, Indy
• T.J. Houshmandzadeh: Cincinnati, Seattle, Baltimore, LV
• Ahmad Rashad: Arizona, Buffalo, Minnesota
• Ahman Green: Seattle, Green Bay, Houston
• Lomas Brown: Detroit, Arizona, Cleveland, NYG, Tampa Bay
• Tommie Harris: Chicago, LAC

151 Pokémon listed. Obviously there are more trainers, but for length sake, I mostly kept it to story characters or first encounters.
Why do this? I was bored.

1 Turtwig: Rival, Dawn / Lucas, Eterna Gym Leader
2 Grotle: Rival, Dawn / Lucas, r210 Ace Trainer Alyssa
3 Torterra: Rival, Dawn / Lucas, Victory Road Ace Trainer Sydney
4 Chimchar: Rival, Dawn / Lucas, r207 Youngster Austin
5 Monferno: Rival, Dawn / Lucas, r215 Ace Trainer Dennis / Maya
6 Infernape: Rival, Dawn / Lucas, E4 Flint
7 Piplup: Rival, Dawn / Lucas, r205 Picnicker Karina
8 Prinplup: Rival, Dawn / Lucas, r212 Ranger Allison / Jeffrey
9 Empoleon: Rival, Dawn / Lucas, Victory Road Veteran Edgar
10 Starly: r202 Youngster Tristan
11 Staravia: r206 Cyclist Axel / John
12 Staraptor: Rival, Victory Road Birdkeeper Hana, Veteran Clayton, Team Al / Kay
13 Bidoof: r202 Lass Natalie
14 Bibarel: r213 Tuber Chelsea
15 Kricketot: r203 Youngster Dallas, Bug Catcher Brandon
16 Kricketune: Eterna Forest Bug Catcher Phillip / Donald
17 Shinx: r202 Youngster Logan
18 Luxio: r210 Ace Trainer Ernest, r212 Rich Boi Jason
19 Luxray: Sunyshore Gym Leader
20 Abra: Jubilife Trainer School Kid Harrison
21 Kadabra: Commander Saturn
22 Alakazam: Victory Road Psychic Bryce, E4 Lucian
23 Magikarp: r204 Youngster Tyler
24 Gyarados: Pastoria Gym Leader
25 Budew: r203 Lass Kaitlin
26 Roselia: r208 Aroma Lady Hannah, Rival, Eterna City Gym
27 Roserade: Eterna City Gym Leader
28 Zubat: Commander Mars
29 Golbat: Commander Mars / Jupiter
30 Crobat: Galactic Boss Cyrus
31 Geodude: Oreburgh Gym Leader
32 Graveler r208 Hiker Alexander
33 Golem: Victory Road Veteran Edgar, E4 Bertha
34 Onix: Oreburgh Gym Leader
35 Steelix: Canalave Gym Leader
36 Cranidos: Oreburgh Gym Leader
37 Rampardos: Victory Road Ace Trainer Omar
38 Shieldon: r214 Ruin Maniac Hunter
39 Bastiodon: Canalave Gym Leader
40 Machop: r203 Youngster Sebastian
41 Machoke: Veilstone Gym Leader
42 Machamp: Victory Road Black Belt Miles
43 Psyduck: Eterna Forest Psychic Cody / Rachael
44 Golduck: r213 Swimmer Evan, Snowpoint Gym
45 Burmy: Eterna Forest Bug Catcher Phillip / Donald
46 Wormadam: r214 Beauty Devon
47 Mothim: r210 Ace Trainer Ernest
48 Wurmple: r204 Bug Catcher Brandon
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BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

Here are the new singles & albums for Wednesday December 22nd 2021.

Singles :

• Brent Cobb - Just a Closer Walk with Thee
• Brian Fuller - Ran In The Family
• Casey Derhak - Better
• CreatiVets - I'm With You
• Dalton Domino - Wannabe
• David Adam Byrnes - I Find a Reason
• Elliott BROOD - The Christmas Life
• Haley Klinkhammer - Stay Stay Stay
• Jeb Gipson - Next Year
• Jordy Searcy - Morning Glow (feat. Julianna Zachariou)
• Josh Logan - More Than Country Music
• Kali Arcaris - NVM
• Kenny Foster & Ags Connolly - Auld Lang Syne (Once Again)
• Kid Rock - Ala-Fuckin-Bama
• Matthew Koziol - Work All Day (Stripped)
• Michael Shynes & Cryote - Walking on Fire
• Morgan Wallen & Lil Durk - Broadway Girls (feat. Morgan Wallen)
• Ollie Joseph - Hot Streak 2
• Pecos & the Rooftops - Last Night's Lashes
• Radio Romance - Whiskey Gets Me (Acoustic Version)
• Ricky Gunn - Country Born Rockstar
• River Town Saints - What Ya Doin' Tonight (Acoustic)
• Rob Mayes - Can't Go Another Day
• Russell Dickerson - Studio 900 Sessions
• Ryan Culwell - Colorado Blues
• Shooter Jennings - Gene's Song
• Taylor Acorn - Stay Emo, Pt. 1 (Acoustic)
• Tony Logue - Calloway County
• Trent Harmon - There's a Girl
• Ty March. - COLD HEART
• Vince Gill - Love Changes Everything (From The Motion Picture American Underdog)
• Ziggy Marley - Mons Vaticanus

Spotify Playlist

As always, if there are any missing, feel free to reply to this post.

Don't forget to up-vote & say thanks!

Have a nice holiday time :)

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

In my sophomore season, the Lions finished 11-5.

The season ended in the divisional round - a 28-31 double overtime loss to the Bucs.

The Bucs’ notable additions of Ray Lewis, Michael Turner, and rookie QB Ricky Holton outlasted the Lions in OT despite Detroit holding on for almost 20 minutes.

I know this mediocre, flaming dumpster fire of an organization is a popular choice for some, so maybe we can compare & contrast.

(hopefully, i will stick with this team for a long while. i have a thing for starting new franchises after a week)

                      PLAYCALLING

Offense: A created take on Sanders Army Run with an emphasis on play action.

Defense: Another user playbook based off of Mike Zimmer’s 4-3. No real emphasis here outside of having versatility. (Zone blitz, man coverage, some cover 2, etc.)

             KEY PLAYERS LEAVING

Brandon Jacobs:

In our running back room of rookie Ozzie Jones, Xavier Omon, and Carl Stewart, it was Brandon Jacobs that made the difference this season.

The 6’4 bulldozing back was on my radar in free agency, but he wanted a 6 year contract, which deterred myself and the league from signing him.

Instead, luckily, he was signed for a 1 year, $1 million dollar contract in the midst of preseason.

Adding Jacobs as a third down back and occasional 1st/2nd down runner made our run game prone to at least 100 (sometimes 150) rushing yards weekly.

This feat could’ve probably been attained with just Jones, Omon, and Stewart, but Jacobs elevated the possibilities into dominance.

Jacobs will most likely sign elsewhere this off-season, but his value to the offense can’t be understated. Once inside the 10 yard line, the field could become his playground, practically throwing himself into the end zone.

Calais Campbell:

Campbell is the only player where if I draft him, I feel like I am cheating the game.

He is indescribably dominant as our left end. He finished this season with 16 sacks.

With three years left on his rookie contract, he is sitting at a coach approval rating of 0.

This may have something to do with my Anchor personality, and although he will be here for at least the next three seasons, the team has to brace for a future without him.

Jon Kitna:

Yes, Jon Kitna.

The now-36 year old longtime Bengals QB is preparing for retirement.

He finished his career with a nearly unexpected storybook ending: Battling for Pro Bowl votes and mere minutes away from going to the NFC championship

Here are the new singles & albums for Friday December 10th 2021.

Singles :

• Aaron Lewis - Get What You Get
• Austin Meade - Loser Mentality
• Big 50 - For The Bad Times
• Brian Callihan - Proud
• Cam & Wrabel - london (with Cam)
• Canaan Cox - Break It (Acoustic)
• Carly Pearce - O Holy Night (Live From CMA Country Christmas / 2021)
• Chancey Williams - The Saint
• Chayce Beckham & Lindsay Ell - Can't Do Without Me
• Chris Lane - Stop Coming Over
• Christina Taylor & Haley Mae Campbell & Brenna Bone - Jingle Bell Rock (feat. Kaylee Rose)
• Dallas Smith - Hide From A Broken Heart
• Dalton Torres - Chisholm Trail
• Dave Fenley - Amazing Grace
• Eric Lee - Before the Next Teardrop Falls
• Erin Enderlin & Chris Canterbury - Christmas Whiskey
• Erin Kinsey - Better On Me
• Erin Kinsey & Cooper Alan & Alexandra Kay - Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town (feat. Chris Ruediger, Sammy Arriaga & Thomas Mac)
• Ethan Willis - Is It Just Me
• Gabe Lee - Gabe Lee Live at Water Street Music Hall
• Gina Venier & Bonner Black & Daniel Kim Ethridge - Old Fashioned Christmas
• Gray Robinson - Day with Jesus
• Greensky Bluegrass - Absence of Reason
• HIXTAPE & Chase Rice & Granger Smith - Beer Song (feat. Lainey Wilson, Chase Rice & Granger Smith)
• Honey County - Chess
• Houston Bernard - All We Are Is Memories
• Hudson Moore - Light Me Up
• Jamestown Revival - Working on Love
• Jamie O'Neal - Christmas You
• Jason Aldean - Whiskey Me Away
• Jason Evans - Birkner's Song
• Jason Evans - Daddy Gives a Damn
• Jason Evans - Lord Won't Ye
• Jason Evans - Smart Ass Kid
• Jerry Douglas - Gone To Fortingal (Simply Bluegrass)
• Jesse Labelle - Reach the Pedals
• Joe Nichols - I Wanna Be Your Tonight
• Joe Peters - The Whiskey Will (Dolby Atmos Version)
• Josh Gallagher - These Hands
• Josh Meloy - 422 Sessions
• Katie Cole - Snowing
• Lauren Duski - Loved Me That Way (stripped)
• Leah Marie Mason - Miss Us Then
• Leon Bridges & Khruangbin - B-Side
• Leslie Jordan & Cheyenne Jackson - Little Drummer Boy / Peace on Earth
• Lexie Hayden - Pretty Damn Close
• Lindsay Ell & Chayce Beckham - Can't Do Without Me
• MacKenzie Porter - Coming Soon To A Bar Near You
• Maddie & Tae - We Need Christmas
• Maggie Rose - I Feel the Earth Move
• Manny Blu - 95
• Michael Shynes - Christmas Brought Me You
• Michael Shynes - Hop the Fence
• Music Travel Love - O Holy Night
• Ned LeDoux - The Mountain
• Nicki Bluhm & The Band Of Heat

Or would that be too forward thinking?

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

So has anyone heard of Fillmore because I've got a reboot idea for the show including putting several other Disney shows in it as a shared universe, inculding The Owl House and Amphibia as well as some other Disney shows.

Here's a full list of the Disney shows Fillmore would crossover with in a shared universe: Wander Over Yonder, Milo Murphy’s Law, Phineas and Ferb, The 7D, Star Vs The Forces of Evil, Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series, The Owl House, Big City Greens Lilo & Stitch, Amphibia, Gravity Falls, Teamo Supremo, The Ghost and Molly McGee, Future-Worm and DuckTales (2017)

Also to the other shows it would be non-canon to them.

What do you think?

Also you can see the enter oringial series on YT here

Also here’s the voice actor cast list. * - New character for the reboot.

Let me know what you think about the cast?

Main cast

Idris Elba or Rashon Fagan - Cornelius Fillmore

Danai Gurira - Ingrid Third

Horatio Sanz - Horatio Vallejo/Frobot Boy

Chris Hemsworth - Danny O'Farrell

Chris Evans - Booker Evans*

Chris Pratt - Andrew Pratt*

Mark Ruffalo - Mark Third*

Laren Tom - Karen Tehama

Danny Tamberelli - Joseph Anza

Randall Park - Peter Chestnut

Tom Holland - Darrel Holland*

Benedict Cumberbatch - Benedict Nicdenious*

Robert Downey Jr. - Robert Chestnut

Tom Hiddleston - Brad Parnassus

Anglea Bassett - Principal Dawn S. Folsom

Clark Gregg - Vice Principal Raycliff

Jeff Bennett - Narrator

Supporting

Djimon Hounsou - Librarian Hounsou

Eden Riegel - Maggie

Dave Bautista - Dave, Hector/Skate Lad

Chris Evans - Wayne Liggett, Captain Crandall

Brie Larson- Cheri Shotwell, Brenda/Rope Girl

Chris Pratt - Philsky

J. K. Simmons - Ford Pines

Brenda Song - Anne Boonchuy

Jim Rash - Gyro Gearloose

Zehra Fazal as General Yunan

David Tennant as Scrooge McDuck

Danny Pudi as Huey Duck

Ben Schwartz as Dewey Duck

Bobby Moynihan as Louie Duck

Kate Micucci as Webby Vanderquack

Tony Anselmo as Donald Duck

Beck Bennett as Launchpad McQuack, Wade, Budd

Michael B. Jordan - Chris Calico/N’Jadaka

Toks Olagundoye as Mrs. Beakley

Paget Brewster as Della Duck

Margo Martindale as Ma Beagle

Lin-Manuel Miranda as Fenton Crackshell Cabrera/Gizmoduck

Paul F. Tompkins as Gladstone Gander

Scarlet Johansson as Goldie O'Gilt

Eric Bauza as Beagle Boys

Catherine Tate as Magica De Spell

Keith Ferguson as Flintheart Glomg

Excuse me but I've got an idea on how I'd reboot Fillmore

STORY STRUCTURE

The story structure for the Fillmore reboot would have parallels but cleverly smartly parody cop shows, most notably cop shows of today like CBS’s Blue Bloods, NBC’s Chicago PD, and ABC’s The Rookie (and not the baseball Disney movie of the same name); however, it would also take inspiration from action films like John Woo’s Hard Boiled, and because of magic being in Fillmore and his friend could also go on exciting adventures outside of school as a Story Arc. Some plots would be ripped from the headlines and it would also tackle as well more serious issues with policing (police brutality, justice reform, etc)

Also in the reboot there would be a massive shootout once or twice per episode inspired by John Woo’s Hard Boiled shootouts. (with both sides using laser blasters and Airsoft as opposed to real guns after all it is a Disney show.) There will also be chase scenes as well (and sometimes a combination of the two)

Also, some seasons would have a 9-13 episode story arc and a central Big Bad in each of those arcs and a TV movie saga based on Marvel Studios’ Infinity Saga.

HOW LONG THE SERIES WOULD LAST

It would last around 3 seasons with more should the fans want more with each season being 26 episodes each

DISTRIBUTION

It would be a Disney+ exclusive and only shown in the US and US allied countries. China will have no export.

CROSSOVERS WITH OTHER DISNEY SHOWS

The shows that Fillmore would crossover with would be Wander Over Yonder, Milo Murphy’s Law, Phineas and Ferb, The 7D, Star Vs The Forces of Evil, Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series, The Owl House, Big City Greens Lilo & Stitch, Amphibia, Gravity Falls, Teamo Supremo, The Ghost and Molly McGee, Future-Worm and DuckTales (2017) as a shared universe (Think of the MCU). Elements from other Disney properties (Like K.C Undercover’s The Other Side) would be used as well.

THE RATING

The rating would be in the TV-Y7 FV range, with lots of Airsoft/blaster gunfights and instances of brutality of students inflicted by Safety Patrollers, especially by Sasha. Language would be limited to insults (like grop, florp, etc)

THE ART STYLE

I would go for a blend of Amphibia and Ducktales 2017 art and animation style for all characters.

VOICE ACOTR CAST LIST

Here’s the voice actor cast list

* - New character for the reboot

Main cast

Idris Elba - Cornelius Fillmore

Danai Gurira - Ingrid Third

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