Breakfast Menu Puns

A list of puns related to "Breakfast Menu"

Went out for breakfast this morning, item #4 on the menu was "Toast and 2 eggs any style". The waitress asked me how I wanted my eggs...

I replied.."Any Style".

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👤︎ u/GRIENDRR
📅︎ Jul 23 2021
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I think they hurt themselves rolling their eyes.

I went out to Denny's and I was looking at the menu. Disgusted I had to tell everyone I had to order from the breakfast menu. They asked why and I told them because I am lack toast intolerant.

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👤︎ u/loomdog1
📅︎ May 20 2015
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Oh look, they've got one of those Dyson fans.

Myself and my wife and our youngest son went for breakfast this morning and she spotted a Dyson bladeless fan on the counter pointed towards the kitchen. 'Oh look, they've got one of those Dyson fans', she says. Obligatory Dad reply 'That's kinda cool...'. 'Oh my God', with rolled eyes and attempt to hide behind her menu while I crack up laughing.

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👤︎ u/Chaosblade
📅︎ May 12 2015
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