Brandon Steiner Puns

My short bio: Hi, I’m Brandon Steiner. I'm an entrepreneur first and foremost, and founder of Steiner Sports Memorabilia and Marketing.

We work with thousands of athletes across the country, including Mariano Rivera, Derek Jeter, Chris Paul, Magic Johnson, and many more. In addition to other collectibles, we’ve sold over 30 million dollars worth of Major League Baseball field dirt! I was born and raised in Brooklyn, I invented the everything bagel, and I wrote a book in 2012 about what it takes to be a successful entrepreneur. I'm also the guy that bought the Old Yankee Stadium!

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Hi, I’m Brandon Steiner. I'm an entrepreneur first and foremost, and founder of Steiner Sports Memorabilia and Marketing. We work with thousands of athletes across the country, including Mariano Rivera, Derek Jeter, Eli Manning, Magic Johnson, and many more. In addition to other collectibles, we’ve sold over 30 milIion dollars worth of major league baseball field dirt! I was born and raised in Brooklyn, I invented the everything bagel, and I wrote a book last year about what it takes to be a successful entrepreneur.

Ill be on today starting around 3:45 EST and I’m excited to answer your questions on collectibles, sports, steroids, building a business, the best pizza in New York, and anything else you can think of!

Proof it’s me

Edit: Ill be here for a few hours answering questions with the help of my incredibly talented, and often self congratulatory son u/cs4703

Edit2: Thanks for all the great questions guys! I had a blast answering

Edit3: Another special shoutout to u/josetavares at r/yankees for helping spread the word!

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Date: 2014-03-17

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[One of the last times I went to a Yanks game, I remember seeing cases full of preserved dirt and grass from the old stadium for sale. At first I laughed and asked myself who in their right mind would

Point out any errors and I'll correct them. I might do 2022 once the rosters are set.

 

SEC [159 PLAYERS]

• Alabama [40 PLAYERS]

• LaBryan Ray, #28, class of 2017

• DeVonta Smith, #62, class of 2017

• Stephon Wynn, #74, class of 2018

• Trey Sanders, #6, class of 2019

• Evan Neal, #7, class of 2019

• Pierce Quick, #40, class of 2019

• Jordan Battle, #43, class of 2019

• Henry To'o To'o, #44, class of 2019

• Justin Eboigbe, #62, class of 2019

• Amari Kight, #76, class of 2019

• Byron Young, #77, class of 2019

• Shane Lee, #78, class of 2019

• Jameson Williams, #82, class of 2019

• DeMarcco Hellams, #84, class of 2019

• Bryce Young, #2, class of 2020

• Will Anderson, #17, class of 2020

• Chris Braswell, #19, class of 2020

• Drew Sanders, #22, class of 2020

• Demouy Kennedy, #39, class of 2020

• Jase McClellan, #47, class of 2020

• Tim Smith, #56, class of 2020

• Brian Branch, #61, class of 2020

• Quandarrius Robinson, #65, class of 2020

• Roydell Williams, #77, class of 2020

• J.C. Latham, #3, class of 2021

• Tommy Brockermeyer, #6, class of 2021

• Dallas Turner, #9, class of 2021

• Kool-Aid McKinstry, #18, class of 2021

• Damon Payne, #24, class of 2021

• Ja'Corey Brooks, #27, class of 2021

• Camar Wheaton, #34, class of 2021

• Agiye Hall, #45, class of 2021

• JoJo Earle, #47, class of 2021

• Terrion Arnold, #51, class of 2021

• Deontae Lawson, #52, class of 2021

• Terrence Ferguson, #58, class of 2021

• Keanu Koht, #59, class of 2021

• Christian Leary, #75, class of 2021

• Jalen Milroe, #82, class of 2021

• Monkell Goodwine, #92, class of 2021

• Georgia [36 PLAYERS]

• Julian Rochester, #70, class of 2016

• Zamir White, #9, class of 2018

• Jamaree Salyer, #10, class of 2018

• J.T. Daniels, #16, class of 2018

• Adam Anderson, #18, class of 2018

• Derion Kendrick, #26, class of 2018

• Quay Walker, #31, class of 2018

• James Cook, #41, class of 2018

• Nolan Smith, #1, class of 2019

• Nakobe Dean, #19, class of 2019

• Travon Walker, #22, class of 2019

• George Pickens, #24, class of 2019

• Clay Webb, #26, class of 2019

• Dominick Blaylock, #36, class of 2019

• Lewis Cine, #45, class of 2019

• Rian Davis, #89, class of 2019

• Kelee Ringo, #4, class of 2020

• Arik Gilbert, #5, class of 2020

• Broderick Jones, #11, class of 2020

• Jalen Carter, #18, class of 2020

• Darnell Washington, #23, class of 2020

• M.J. Sherman, #33, class of 2020

• Tate Ratledge, #38, class of 2020

• Kendall Mi

I have been world-building for my first novel for the past six months or so. Granted, part of that time was hampered by some health issues and then a move from Los Angeles to Texas due to COVID lunacy.

Now that I am finally settling in I feel compelled to share some thoughts regarding the confounding nature of the discipline.

if I were to reduce world-building to its simplest terms; it's foundations are a reflection of the passions I hold most dear.

I am ever fascinated and inspired by the list below. The takeaway is , with such a wide range of eclectic interests, it's no wonder that world-building can be so perplexing .

I am constantly bringing elements of these "worlds" into my world (whether consciously or not) , moving them around like puzzle pieces, figuring out the role they will play in my plot and the evolution of my protagonist.

This is sacred work, and work it is.

Giorgio Vasari, who wrote the Italian Renaissance's two volume masterpiece "The lives of the Artists" noted that an artist (who's name I can't remember) after much failure lamented that he had ended up with a colorful omelette on a marble floor.

All artists, regardless of medium make their messes. It's just part and parcel of the creative process.

As a long time painter I know that sometimes you have to scrape down a day's work to create a solid base for next days painting session. I also know what my mentor ,the great Steven Assael told us in class.

"It takes a thousand bad paintings to finally paint a good one."

One final story for your inspiration and consideration:

Walt Disney would depart the studio every late evening around midnight leaving his junior artists to draw all night. At 7 am he would return to the empty studio and go through the waste paper baskets digging through discarded sketches. More often than not when the young artist came back to work, his crumpled drawing would be flattened out on the table with the following message:

"Stop throwing out the good ones!!!"

We should be very careful when critiquing our own work.

We may throw out the next Mickey Mouse or Pluto.

World History:

• Ancient Egypt
• The Kingdoms of Israel and Judah
• The Greek Polis
• The Reign of Alexander
• The Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire
• Florence, Italy during the Renaissance and Baroque periods.

World Religions:

• Buddhism
• Judaism (Particularly Jewish Mysticism)
• Vedantic Philosophy
• Wicca
• Eclectic Witchcraft
• Theosophy
• Luciferianism

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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Come on guys really?Stealing art, repetitive posts,Stealing posts from other subs, we gotta do better. The wrong answers only posts are unfunny and repetitive, no one is taking in consideration of other actually funny wrestling moments. Key word, WRESTLING, there are other clips from other company's that are pretty funny, why hasn't anyone taken advantage of any enzo amore,scott steiner,or old r truth moments (not I don't even know of that's pg) the build your team with money posts are lazy, the wrong answers only posts must go, and this sub overall just needs better memes, no wonder it has such low members, because people go to this reddit and see nothing but that same stuff!Also how many times must we say this, STOP STEALING ART, at this point it's a meme. People our here showing art and claiming it as their own or posting it and saying "cReDiT tO thE OrIgiNaL ArTiSt. No, if you don't know the artist don't posts the art or ya know, say who the artist is.And finally, I have noticed that this sub has some pretty scummy people, earlier today a user on the sub pointed out that a post about a kid getting heart surgery was actually stolen from a news article about a kid who Choked on some popcorn and nearly died. How could you even think of using that to get upvotes?. How low can you possibly go? Because u have gone to complete rock bottom if you think doing that for upvotes is sensible. Overall this sub needs to improve itself. Stop with the shitty memes,stop with the stolen art,no more scummy post,stop with the lazy posts and try to make this one of the best subreddits in the wrestling community. Make better posts so we can get longer videos since yall beg for those, make brandon want to do these videos. Because in all honesty it seems like he is getting tired of the following things I've pointed out. This is skeebobop out. ✌

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

Mentos

(I will see myself out)

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

But let me give it a shot.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.