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πŸ‘€︎ u/snewton95
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anywhereiroa
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Follow Up AE Finds (Prada, Dior, ChloΓ©, VCA, + More!)

My dearest Rep Ladies,

I've been on the hunt for some more finds, similar to the one's I posted here, for a little while now. As links and stores come and go through AE -- I figured it was time to replenish and expand my findings to share with you all... I also really enjoy exploring the depths of replica's on Ali (I go through phases alternating Aliexpress & DHGate, and i've been stuck on AE for months! It's an addiction!) and am so grateful for this lil community to share it with! I've always loved going through the Finds posts on here so It's my goal to spark that same joy I felt into someone else's life. One more thing I'd like to note before moving forward; I'm always open to suggestions and advice for formatting these little posts. I am still learning the posting guidelines so if you spot anything out of place please let me know so I can improve!

Brief/Partial Overview

^(Fer Da Lazies & Control Freaks who jus wanna find their own stuff)

Branded Bags & # of listed

  1. Prada (9)
  2. Chanel (1)
  3. Celine (1)

Bag Stores

Branded Coats & # of listed

  1. Moncler (5)
  2. Prada (4)

Coat Stores

Branded Heels & # of listed

  1. Gucci (6)
  2. Amina Muaddi (5)
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2021 Dutch Grand Prix - Post Qualifying Discussion

ROUND 13: Netherlands

FORMULA 1 HEINEKEN DUTCH GRAND PRIX 2021
Fri 3 Sep - Sun 5 Sep
Zandvoort
Session UTC
Free Practice 1 Fri 09:30
Free Practice 2 Fri 13:00
Free Practice 3 Sat 10:00
Qualifying Sat 13:00
Race Sun 13:00

Click here for start times in your area.


Circuit Zandvoort

Length: 4.252 km (2.642 mi)

Distance: 72 laps, 306.144 km (190.229 mi)

Lap record: Alain Prost, McLaren-TAG, 1985, 1:16.538

1985 pole: Nelson Piquet, Brabham-BMW, 1:11.074

1985 fastest lap: Alain Prost, McLaren-TAG, 1:16.538

1985 winner: Niki Lauda, McLaren-TAG


####Qualifying results

Pos. No. Driver Team Q1 Q2 Q3 Laps
1 33 Max Verstappen Red Bull Racing Honda 1:10.036 1:09.071 1:08.885 15
2 44 Lewis Hamilton Mercedes 1:10.114 1:09.726 1:08.923 17
3 77 Valtteri Bottas Mercedes 1:10.219 1:09.769 1:09.222 17
4 10 Pierre Gasly AlphaTauri Honda 1:10.274 1:09.541 1:09.478 17
5 16 Charles Leclerc Ferrari 1:09.829 1:09.437 1:09.527 18
6 55 Carlos Sainz Ferrari 1:10.022 1:09.870 1:09.537 19
7 99 Antonio Giovinazzi Alfa Romeo Racing Ferrari 1:10.050 1:10.033 1:09.590 17
8 31 Esteban Ocon Alpine Renault 1:10.179 1:09.919 1:09.933 17
9 14 Fernando Alonso Alpine Renault 1:10.435 1:10.020 1:09.956 13
10 3 Daniel Ricciardo McLaren Mercedes 1:10.255 1:09.865 1:10.166 17
11 63 George Russell Williams Mercedes 1:10.382 1:10.332 13
12 18 Lance Stroll Aston Martin Mercedes 1:10.438 1:10.367 13
13 4 Lando Norris McLaren Mercedes 1:10.489 1:10.406 13
14 6 Nicholas Latifi Williams Mercedes 1:10.093 1:11.161 16
15 22 Yuki Tsunoda AlphaTauri Honda 1:10.462 1:11.314 15
16 11 Sergio Perez Red Bull Racing Honda 1:10.530 9
17 5 Sebastian Vettel Aston Martin Mercedes 1:10.731 7
18 88 Robert Kubica Alfa Romeo Racing Ferrari 1:11.301 9
19 47 Mick Schumacher Haas Ferrari 1:11.387 11
20 9 Nikita Mazepin Haas Ferrari 1:11.875 10

####Useful links


Streaming & Downloads

For information on downloads, please visit /r/MotorSportsReplays. Please do not post information about downloads in this threa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/F1-Bot
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leckzsluthor
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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep
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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toby-the-Cactus
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Geddit? No? Only me?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampy311
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paulie_Felice
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E or ß?
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rj104
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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theincrediblebou
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lance986
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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demotrek
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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Spi__
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fast_Echidna_8520
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThoughtPumP
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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTreelo
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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School Was Clothed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kennydoe
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Letting loose with these puns
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Couch potato
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Baka!
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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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Naan-negotiable
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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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That’s Michelle
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