A list of puns related to "Br 050"
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
My dearest Rep Ladies,
I've been on the hunt for some more finds, similar to the one's I posted here, for a little while now. As links and stores come and go through AE -- I figured it was time to replenish and expand my findings to share with you all... I also really enjoy exploring the depths of replica's on Ali (I go through phases alternating Aliexpress & DHGate, and i've been stuck on AE for months! It's an addiction!) and am so grateful for this lil community to share it with! I've always loved going through the Finds posts on here so It's my goal to spark that same joy I felt into someone else's life. One more thing I'd like to note before moving forward; I'm always open to suggestions and advice for formatting these little posts. I am still learning the posting guidelines so if you spot anything out of place please let me know so I can improve!
^(Fer Da Lazies & Control Freaks who jus wanna find their own stuff)
Branded Bags & # of listed
Bag Stores
Branded Coats & # of listed
Coat Stores
Branded Heels & # of listed
FORMULA 1 HEINEKEN DUTCH GRAND PRIX 2021 |
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Fri 3 Sep - Sun 5 Sep |
Zandvoort |
Session | UTC |
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Free Practice 1 | Fri 09:30 |
Free Practice 2 | Fri 13:00 |
Free Practice 3 | Sat 10:00 |
Qualifying | Sat 13:00 |
Race | Sun 13:00 |
Click here for start times in your area.
Length: 4.252 km (2.642 mi)
Distance: 72 laps, 306.144 km (190.229 mi)
Lap record: Alain Prost, McLaren-TAG, 1985, 1:16.538
1985 pole: Nelson Piquet, Brabham-BMW, 1:11.074
1985 fastest lap: Alain Prost, McLaren-TAG, 1:16.538
1985 winner: Niki Lauda, McLaren-TAG
####Qualifying results
Pos. | No. | Driver | Team | Q1 | Q2 | Q3 | Laps |
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1 | 33 | Max Verstappen | Red Bull Racing Honda | 1:10.036 | 1:09.071 | 1:08.885 | 15 |
2 | 44 | Lewis Hamilton | Mercedes | 1:10.114 | 1:09.726 | 1:08.923 | 17 |
3 | 77 | Valtteri Bottas | Mercedes | 1:10.219 | 1:09.769 | 1:09.222 | 17 |
4 | 10 | Pierre Gasly | AlphaTauri Honda | 1:10.274 | 1:09.541 | 1:09.478 | 17 |
5 | 16 | Charles Leclerc | Ferrari | 1:09.829 | 1:09.437 | 1:09.527 | 18 |
6 | 55 | Carlos Sainz | Ferrari | 1:10.022 | 1:09.870 | 1:09.537 | 19 |
7 | 99 | Antonio Giovinazzi | Alfa Romeo Racing Ferrari | 1:10.050 | 1:10.033 | 1:09.590 | 17 |
8 | 31 | Esteban Ocon | Alpine Renault | 1:10.179 | 1:09.919 | 1:09.933 | 17 |
9 | 14 | Fernando Alonso | Alpine Renault | 1:10.435 | 1:10.020 | 1:09.956 | 13 |
10 | 3 | Daniel Ricciardo | McLaren Mercedes | 1:10.255 | 1:09.865 | 1:10.166 | 17 |
11 | 63 | George Russell | Williams Mercedes | 1:10.382 | 1:10.332 | 13 | |
12 | 18 | Lance Stroll | Aston Martin Mercedes | 1:10.438 | 1:10.367 | 13 | |
13 | 4 | Lando Norris | McLaren Mercedes | 1:10.489 | 1:10.406 | 13 | |
14 | 6 | Nicholas Latifi | Williams Mercedes | 1:10.093 | 1:11.161 | 16 | |
15 | 22 | Yuki Tsunoda | AlphaTauri Honda | 1:10.462 | 1:11.314 | 15 | |
16 | 11 | Sergio Perez | Red Bull Racing Honda | 1:10.530 | 9 | ||
17 | 5 | Sebastian Vettel | Aston Martin Mercedes | 1:10.731 | 7 | ||
18 | 88 | Robert Kubica | Alfa Romeo Racing Ferrari | 1:11.301 | 9 | ||
19 | 47 | Mick Schumacher | Haas Ferrari | 1:11.387 | 11 | ||
20 | 9 | Nikita Mazepin | Haas Ferrari | 1:11.875 | 10 |
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I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
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Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
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