What's the difference between a boy clock and a girl clock?

A boy clock goes "tick tock, tick tock, tick tock" and a girl clock just tocks...and tocks...and tocks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marv242
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Catboy is a boy with cat ears and catgirl is a girl with cat ears

Since I’m neither gender with cat ears, does that make me Nyan-binary?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheEnBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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How do you tell the difference between a boy ant and a girl ant? (SFW don't worry)

Put them in water. If one floats, it's (a) boyant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LocoEva-7139
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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So the doctor sat me down and gently revealed to me me that my child is a boy trapped in a girls body...

...Until my wife gives birth that is. Only three more months to go!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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My sister had twins, a boy and a girl, and asked for help naming them.

She liked my suggestion of calling the girl Denise, but had second thoughts when I suggested calling the boy Danephew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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"Dad, what's it called if I like both boys and girls," the male buffalo said.

"I believe would be a bi-son," his father replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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A boy lines up to get some apple juice and a girl lines up to get some orange juice

This would be funny but there’s no punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BanditoHQ
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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How much sex does a person who likes boys and girls have?

Just enough to get BI

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poely002
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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Why did the boy telephone and the girl telephone break up?

There was just no connection...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaymantheLegend
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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My sister just had twins, a boy and a girl, and she let me name them! The girl's name is Denise.

The boy's name is Denephew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoungMuppet
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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What do you call a dog that likes both boys and girls?

A biscotti.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/herbalation
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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I live in an old neighborhood with a 100 year old oak tree. One day every year, all the kids in the neighborhood put all their boy/girl scout badges on the tree. One day, I wonder why the kids do this. So, I called up my dad to ask him, and he said...

"Oh, it's just a badge oak."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kabirmain
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2017
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I like both boys and girls, but I'm still single.

I guess I am meant to be bi-myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/da_video_live
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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What is the difference between a boy and a girl cactus?

A boy cactus has one spike more.

Edit: Fixed wording

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Are girls and boys the same?

No, there's a vas deferens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yetanotherAZN
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2017
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I named a blue and pink drink I created, "boy or girl"

Whenever girls at the party asked for "a boy or girl", I responded:

"Cool, give me about 9 months and 30 seconds"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/im_from_detroit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2016
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How do you tell the difference between boy and girl chromosomes?

Pull down their genes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/molkenswag
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2015
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How do you tell the difference between a boy ant and a girl ant?

You throw them in water, if it sinks, it’s a girl ant, and if it floats, it’s a...

Buoyant!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/comefindme1231
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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How can you tell the difference between a boy ant and a girl ant?

If it sinks in water it’s a girl ant, and if it floats it’s buoyant

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How do you tell the difference between a boy ant and a girl ant??

Place it in water, if it floats boy-ant and if it sinks girl-ant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carve_Karrett
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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How do you differentiate between a girl ant and a boy ant?

You put them in water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant, if it floats, it's buoyant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buzzed_ducko
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2017
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