What’s the longest boy name?

Miles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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My brother and his wife decided to name their baby boy Tinnitus.

He claims it has a nice ring to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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What did Mommy Spore & Daddy Spore name their first Baby Boy??

FunGus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bad11ama
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys?

Hose A and Hose B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jumbawumba07
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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A couple expecting a baby girl made a long list of possible names for a girl child, but only one name in the event that they have a boy. They ended up having a boy.

He was named Justin Case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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I know a fireman with twin boys. The first one out was very lucky because his name is β€œJose.”

His brother, β€œHose B,” not so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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1 boy was named trouble and the other was called shutup. One day trouble got lost so shutup went to the police station and said β€˜I lost my brother’. The police said β€˜what is your name’ β€˜shutup’ the police said β€˜what did you say to me’ β€˜shutup’. The police said β€˜are you looking for trouble’ β€˜yep’
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πŸ‘€︎ u/meme-for-me
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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Seems like only yesterday my brother rang to tell me I was an uncle to a baby boy, and that him and his wife were going to name him after me.

The years go by so quickly... Afterme will be 21 next week!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cruachan2017
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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If you have identical twin boys, you should name them Amal and Juan.

Because if you have seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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My sister just had twins, a boy and a girl, and she let me name them! The girl's name is Denise.

The boy's name is Denephew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoungMuppet
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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What is the longest name for a boy in the United States, but not in most other countries?

Miles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roivas14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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My dad heard me ask my little boy to name the five senses. He told my son to ask me about the sixth sense.

the sense of humor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GollyMsMolly_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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If I were to change my last name, I'd change it to Watts. That way, if I ever have a boy of my own, when he asks where he's going on his first day of kindergarten, I get to say...

"Elementary, my dear watts son."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/f_n_a_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2018
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My friend gave his kids old fashioned names. The little boy is called Hunter.

The little girl is Gatherer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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If my first kid is a boy I'm going to name him BjΓΆrn

So that when he asks why I named him that, I can tell him "Because you are my first BjΓΆrn"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chiefwigums
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2017
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The greatest newborn baby boy name ever.... Justin, because... wait for it.... he's "JUST IN"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fyren92694
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2017
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I just thought of the PERFECT name for a teenage boy band!

Rapidly Growing Members

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ilikecows13
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