Boy Names Puns

A list of puns related to "Boy Names"

What’s the longest boy name?

Miles.

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👤︎ u/afarro
📅︎ Jan 13 2021
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My brother and his wife decided to name their baby boy Tinnitus.

He claims it has a nice ring to it.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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What did Mommy Spore & Daddy Spore name their first Baby Boy??

FunGus

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👤︎ u/bad11ama
📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys?

Hose A and Hose B

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👤︎ u/jumbawumba07
📅︎ May 09 2020
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A couple expecting a baby girl made a long list of possible names for a girl child, but only one name in the event that they have a boy. They ended up having a boy.

He was named Justin Case.

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👤︎ u/kilokiilo
📅︎ Mar 18 2020
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I know a fireman with twin boys. The first one out was very lucky because his name is “Jose.”

His brother, “Hose B,” not so much.

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👤︎ u/OK_Compooper
📅︎ Jan 26 2020
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1 boy was named trouble and the other was called shutup. One day trouble got lost so shutup went to the police station and said ‘I lost my brother’. The police said ‘what is your name’ ‘shutup’ the police said ‘what did you say to me’ ‘shutup’. The police said ‘are you looking for trouble’ ‘yep’
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👤︎ u/meme-for-me
📅︎ Jun 07 2019
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Seems like only yesterday my brother rang to tell me I was an uncle to a baby boy, and that him and his wife were going to name him after me.

The years go by so quickly... Afterme will be 21 next week!

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👤︎ u/Cruachan2017
📅︎ Jan 30 2019
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If you have identical twin boys, you should name them Amal and Juan.

Because if you have seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 13 2018
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My sister just had twins, a boy and a girl, and she let me name them! The girl's name is Denise.

The boy's name is Denephew.

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👤︎ u/YoungMuppet
📅︎ Aug 31 2018
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What is the longest name for a boy in the United States, but not in most other countries?

Miles.

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👤︎ u/Roivas14
📅︎ Jan 27 2019
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My dad heard me ask my little boy to name the five senses. He told my son to ask me about the sixth sense.

the sense of humor

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👤︎ u/GollyMsMolly_
📅︎ Nov 23 2018
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If I were to change my last name, I'd change it to Watts. That way, if I ever have a boy of my own, when he asks where he's going on his first day of kindergarten, I get to say...

"Elementary, my dear watts son."

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👤︎ u/f_n_a_
📅︎ Apr 18 2018
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My friend gave his kids old fashioned names. The little boy is called Hunter.

The little girl is Gatherer.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 03 2018
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If my first kid is a boy I'm going to name him Björn

So that when he asks why I named him that, I can tell him "Because you are my first Björn"

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👤︎ u/chiefwigums
📅︎ Apr 12 2017
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The greatest newborn baby boy name ever.... Justin, because... wait for it.... he's "JUST IN"
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👤︎ u/fyren92694
📅︎ Apr 27 2017
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I just thought of the PERFECT name for a teenage boy band!

Rapidly Growing Members

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👤︎ u/Ilikecows13
📅︎ Apr 03 2015
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