Dad was talking about guessing weight...

He said he's so good at it because he was born in a time before scales - even fish were naked.

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What'd I wear?

My daughter was looking for something to wear on her birthday for her party. The conversation went something like this.

Daughter: Dad, what'd I wear on my fist birthday? Me: You wore nothing. Daughter: Are you just kidding? Me: No, babies are naked when they're born.

Budump, chishhh (drum hit)

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