what do you call a lost wolf?

A Where?Wolf

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2023
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When I joined school, I was given an ebook reader instead of books.

I went to kindlegarten.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zylstra_Logan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2023
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I was reading a great book about cocaine last night...

... After the first few lines, I was hooked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Findscoolalmost
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2022
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A man was arrested for robbing a library.

They threw the book at him.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2022
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A father bear is out with his son, teaching him how to hunt….

…when they come upon a camp with two men, one at a typewriter, the other pursuing a magazine.

Father bear looks to his son and says, β€œSee the man clacking away at the machine? You never eat them. However, the man with his nose in the book would make a perfect meal.”

Curious the son asks β€œWhy?”

β€œWe’ll it’s simple, son. Writers cramp, but readers digest.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cananbaum
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2022
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