I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were available.
She looked up and whispered, "They're right behind you".
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︎ Feb 19 2021
I'm starting to write a book about a tornado disaster
It's just a draft at the moment.
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︎ Mar 05 2021
I read a book about an immortal dog the other day.
it was impossible to put down.
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︎ Mar 23 2021
Iβm currently writing a book about wind, hurricanes and tornados..
Itβs only a draft at the minute.
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︎ Mar 06 2021
I thought this book I've just bought about farming would be a nice simple read..
But it's full of words I've never even herbivore.
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︎ Mar 11 2021
I guess people are just going crazy about the exterior of that new cargo ship that was named for the bear from the Jungle Book.
Personally, Iβm tired of the hullabaloo.
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︎ Mar 26 2021
I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes...
It's only a draft at the moment.
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︎ Mar 03 2021
Iβve started writing a book about whirlwinds and tornadoes
but itβs only a small draft at the moment
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︎ Mar 24 2021
Every night, I read my kids a book about the end of days...
Goodnight Moon is the darkest book I know.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
I'm reading a great book about antigravity
I just can't put it down.
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︎ Mar 05 2021
I'm currently reading a book about the life of Henry Ford.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
I wrote a book about armadillo shells the other day
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︎ Mar 01 2021
Did you hear Elliott Page wrote a book about him changing his pronoun?
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︎ Mar 14 2021
My friend gave me a book about social media as a gift.
Unfortunately, I already Reddit.
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︎ Feb 21 2021
I red a book about colors...
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︎ Jan 13 2021
I've just finished writing a book about using stairs...
It's a step by step guide.
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︎ Jan 17 2021
Where should you keep your books about bees?
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︎ Feb 05 2021
I read a novel about a cult that sacrifices books
It was a real page burner
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︎ Feb 11 2021
I started reading this great book about the relationship between military battles and green vegetables.
Itβs called War and Peas.
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︎ Feb 06 2021
Got this new book about zero gravity
I just canβt put it down
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Did read the book about the elevator?
It was a very uplifting story. (Courtesy of my 10 year old)
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︎ Dec 28 2020
I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome.
It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I wonder if they'll write a book about Ellen Page's transformation into Elliot
They should.
It'll be a real Page-turner!
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︎ Dec 02 2020
I ordered a book about premature ejaculation
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︎ Dec 17 2020
I just read the absoute best book about Pearl Jam.
Seriously, I don't know they could have made it Eddie Vedder.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
I asked the librarian for a book about Pavlov's dogs and SchrΓΆdinger's cat.
She said it rang a bell but she didn't know if it was there or not.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
I once read a book about WD-40.
It was in the non-friction section.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
I wrote a book about how convicted felons can use fiction writing to work through their experiences and achieve better rehabilitation outcomes.
It's called, "Prose and Cons".
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︎ Dec 01 2020
I read a book about limbs taking over the world
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︎ Oct 11 2020
I've been writing a series of books about decibels...
I'm currently on volume 5
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︎ Nov 22 2020
PSA: Do NOT download any text books about pandemics.
My son did and now he has a bunch of viruses on his computer.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Iβm reading a book about these two melons that have a forbidden love. Theyβve tried to run away together many times, but are caught every time.
It seems that no matter how hard they try, they just canβt-elope
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︎ Aug 05 2020
Have you heard about the new book by Rubik's Cube inventor ErnΕ Rubik?
It's full of twists and turns.
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︎ Oct 10 2020
I went to the book store and asked the assistant for any books about turtles.
She asked " Hardback? " And I said.. .." yeah, and little heads. "
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Just wrote a book about falling down the stair case
It's a step-by-step guide
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Chris Eubank's writing a new book, all about ethics....
....and if it does well, he's gonna write one about Kent.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
I just read a book about the proper application of adhesive substances
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︎ Sep 27 2020
What do ya call a fictional book about eggs?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down.
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︎ Mar 16 2021
I was reading a book about an immortal horse the other day.
It was impossible to put down
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︎ Feb 16 2021
I'm writing a book about falling down stairs...
It's a step by step guide.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
I asked the librarian if the library had any books about paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you..."
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︎ Nov 16 2020
I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes...
It's only a draft at the moment.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity
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︎ Nov 15 2020
I asked the librarian if there were any books about paranoia in the library
She whispered , "They're right behind you..."
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︎ Nov 25 2020
I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and SchrΓΆdinger's cat...
She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
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︎ Apr 25 2020
I've just written a book about falling down a staircase
It's a step by step guide
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︎ Sep 23 2020
I'm reading a book about anti gravity
It's impossible to put down
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︎ Dec 01 2020
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
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︎ Nov 03 2020
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