Bogan Pride Puns

I’ve never been to Australia but I am learning about the concept of bogans here on Reddit and other places online. Any insight would be much appreciated!

I am not having much luck lately, it seems the shows I would enjoy seeing again are destined to slip between the cracks of time and vanish forever.

Hopefully, can somebody please come up with the episodes for these shows; Bogan Pride, Adventures On Kythera & Fat Cow Motel

I think “Bogan Pride” was Rebel Wilson’s first success after playing Toula on “Fat Pizza” and it was on DVD for sale for about a week?

I remember “Fat Cow Motel” was an ABC show that let viewers choose what happened each episode, much like “Let The Blood Run Free” (which I also would enjoy seeing again come to think of it)

Lastly, “Adventures on Kythera” went for two seasons, though I only remember the first, and it has a few episodes available on you tube I think?

Thank you again to anybody that can help

Fuck it, I'm posting this now.

Hello all of you sexy spaxe individuals and welcome back to an incredibly fucking late post for this. I've been sitting near this post button for a long time now and I have discovered the deadliesr thing for a writer is saying "I'll do it tomorrow". Between life commitments, lack of inspo, running out of original story material and lack of confidence, writing this took a long time and getting the will to actually post it took even longer. However I'm doing this now, no more excuses no procrastination, just a single tap of a little blue button.

Anyways with that preamble out of the way I just want to thank you guys for reading and wish you the best in life. Honestly guys thankyou for reading this wierd little first attempt at an online story. I know I haven't been the most committed writer so I thank you guys for sticking around if you do read this. Just from the bottom of my heart this community is awesome.

As always I can claim no responsibility for the universe this takes place in, that honour belongs to the amazing u/Bluefishcake who without, we would have no Sexy Space Babes or it's offshoots. I am merely a fan writer making a non canon story in that guys' setting.

Thankyou to the awesome guys on the discord who alwats put up with and fix my mistakes. You guys are so cool.

Now for the first time in a long time, sit back, relax, grab a cold or hot beverage and some snacks if you're peckish, and get ready for A Tour Downunder.

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Things had been going well for Jack over the past two weeks, since he had been "recruited” to work as a CQC instructor for the local militia. Work at the Oakley had been easy, a few less dickheads than normal, most of which apparently understood, unlike most, that they should leave when asked instead of starting altercations. That meant more time to shoot the shit with Bruce and meant once or twice a night the two could usually sneak a Pint in, though that was really only Bruce, since Jack still didn't drink much. Bruce wouldn't be here this week though since his cousin was h

I’ve been very slowly learning German by osmosis over the last few years, and my children are now beginning to actively learn it.

I’ve noticed that the letter g is not always pronounced distinctly as /g/. It seems to undergo some kind of lenition before i or e, before certain consonants, or in syllable coda position, at least in some native speakers’ speech. For example, Regenbogen sounds to my ear much closer to its English cognate rainbow, than to “Reagan bogan”.

The strange thing is, I’ve not come across a good explanation of of the rules for how this lenition of g works. I find this strange because German people love rules, do a good job articulating them, and take pride in the regularity of their language’s orthography. Can someone link me a good guide to German phonology, that goes into this detail in a way that’s easy for native English speakers to grasp?

Do your worst!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

“BOOM”?!

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Welcome back you sexy space people to A Tour Down Under. I am your host and narrstor FPSReaper124 here to give you another piece of this tale (hopefully it's a good one). This is Chapter 10 Part A of A Tour Down Under which has been my ongoing fanfic set in the wonderful universe of "Between Worlds" or "The Sexy Space Babe Universe" created and sculpted by u/Bluefishcake.

This Chapter will be a two parter with this part featuring Jack's perspective after the evnts of the last chapter and the next part featuring the perspective of Major Astera.

Before you get relaxed and ready to read let me say it has been so awesome to have been doing this for this long. I thank you all for reading, this is my first ever online story and the community of readers in general has been really supportive in my ventures thus far so thank you all guys. I hope to keep you entertained going into the future.

Another special shoutout to the guys over on the discord who always fix my mistakes on drafts and help me develop my skills as a writer. It's really awesome to have you guys to help me along so thankyou.

Now with that out of the way, sit back, relax, grab a hot or cold drink of your perference and some snacks if you're peckish and get ready for A Tour Down Under.

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Kas led Jack out of the facility and almost immediately veered off to the right as they exited. The two walked through the lightly trafficked roads towards the far east end. At least Jack presumed that was where they were going. It wouldn’t be the longest walk but it also wasn’t going to be short enough for Jack as he mentally prepared himself for the coming onslaught. Almost immediately as he was outside and in view the cat calls started up again in force.

"Hey stiff", "Hey pinkie", "How about trying a real woman", etc. Jack had to stop himself from replying "Hey cunt" back to everyone of them if only because he was tired and still somewhat riding the high of actually having done a half decent job at teaching. Fighting some Shil'

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

There hasn't been a post all year!

After all his first name is No-vac

"That's what they're fighting about."