Teacher: "Bobby, please use the word rectum in a sentence."

Bobby: "Rectum? It dang near killed him!"

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Feb 07 2020
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Massive Headache

I have a friend who i care for a lot, but sometimes he can be annoying, lets call him Bobby.
I had hit my head and had a nasty bump and bruise dead-center in my forehead.

Bobby: wow! whats this fellas new name? (pointing at my bruise)
Me: His name is Bobby! he is a massive headache.

We still laugh about that one

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👤︎ u/Jocsot101
📅︎ Mar 31 2019
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The teacher looked at Bobby and asked, "Did you write these horrible insect puns on the blackboard?"

Bobby: "I didn't do it, katydid."

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📅︎ Jul 30 2017
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Whoopsie Daisy

My wife: "Honey after you get a vasectomy you have to go to regular check ups so we don't get a whoopsie daisey" Me: "Or a whoopsie Tommy or a whoopsie Bobby"

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👤︎ u/Scoob1978
📅︎ Dec 20 2016
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Classic Dad Joke

My dad's name is Bobby. He found a bobby pin on the ground, picked it up and said, "Hey this is mine!"

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📅︎ Dec 31 2013
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