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i saw that on facebook and i thought it was cool AF. \m/
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Royal Rumble 2017
We start this chapter of the booking with the final Raw of the year, which means it's probably time to check up on a duo that, in a calendar 12 months of excellent performances, have proven to be maybe the two single biggest MVPs on all of the red brand. I, of course, am referring to the transcendent friendship of Kevin Owens and Chris Jericho. As of late, their nonstop parade of good times and brotherly love has a bit of a bump in the road. Owens still has a monster grip on The Universal Title, but Jericho has been generally eating a lot of shit for his "Best friend", and his big mouth is sort of generating a whole atmosphere of ill will towards the both of them. They're still trying to maintain an image of solidarity, but it's clear things are getting tenser and tenser as time stretches on. Jericho is trying desperately to repair things, but is mostly just ending up annoying Owens, who would like far more to just focus on keeping his World Title safe. As it currently stands, the two of them are sat at commentary on ringside, watching as Roman Reigns and Sami Zayn, two of the most impressive men on Raw lately and coincidentally two of the men KO wants to face the absolute least, duel it out for a chance at Universal title #1 Contendership. The match is highly competitive as one would expect, and you get the sense that this is the opportunity that Zayn has been not so patiently trying to earn since September of last year. These two are fighting their absolute heart and souls out, with Zayn picking every spot closely and carefully, making absolutely sure he leaves no metaphorical stone unturned here, and Reigns just being his usual ridiculously powerful self. Unfortunately, Zaynβs injuries, which have only been exacerbated by the ladder match the night prior, quickly prove to be an almost entirely insurmountable handicap for him. He canβt put Reigns away, heβs just not strong enough. One Superman Punch becomes three straight in a row, and to keep himself alive Zayn is forced to stumble out of the ring, where he comes directly face to face with Kevin Owens. The two of them stare at each other. Owens begins screaming obscenities at Sami. Sami brushes him off and turns around directly into a SPEAR! Reigns rolls Sami back into the ring and pins him to win the match.
Roman Reigns def. Sami Zayn by pinfall (15:44)
Once again, Sami is absolutely heartbroken. Once
... keep reading on reddit β‘https://www.espn.com/college-football/insider/story/_/id/32945992/ranking-all-32-teams-made-college-football-playoff
Some how this year's Georgia team who hasn't even played in the CFP yet is ranked higher than our national title winning team in 2015, lol. Yes I know they title it teams that made the CFP but go on describing what teams do in the playoffs. Not to mention Georgia who just blown out in it conference championship and the team who beat them is way lower in the list
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This year'sΒ College Football PlayoffΒ is bringing some welcome new blood to the proceedings. Yes,Β AlabamaΒ is involved once more -- Nick Saban's Crimson Tide have been part of seven of eight CFPs and are the top seed for the fifth time -- butΒ GeorgiaΒ is participating for only the second time, and two schools,Β MichiganΒ andΒ Cincinnati, are making their playoff debuts. This means that 13 programs have now qualified for the CFP. While we wait to see if a fifth school can join the list of CFP champions alongside Bama (three times),Β ClemsonΒ (twice),Β Ohio StateΒ (once) andΒ LSUΒ (once), let's rank all 32 teams that have been part of the mix to date. And because Cincinnati has become the first team from a Group of Five conference to reach the CFP, we'll rank recent history's best non-power conference teams as well. I derived this list, as I usually do, through a combination of numbers (primarily, my SP+ ratings) and my personal opinions. Start with the stats, then adjust for actual CFP performance and any other criteria that feels relevant. To the list!
No. 32 to No. 17
οΏΌ 32. 2015 Michigan State (12-2) CFP result:Β Lost to Alabama 38-0 Mark Dantonio's 2015 Spartans are definitive proof that the committee is picking the four "most deserving" teams more than the "best" -- MSU was definitively the former and in no way the latter. The Spartans finished 18th in FPI and 20th in SP+ but beat a dynamite Ohio State team and outlasted unbeaten Iowa to win the Big Ten. Then they did exactly what was expected of them against Alabama in the Cotton Bowl: They lost big. οΏΌ 31. 2018 Notre Dame (12-1) CFP result:Β Lost to Clemson 30-3 The Fighting Irish earned their spot in the playoff with increasingly dominant wins over quality Michigan, Stanford and Syracuse teams. Their defense was solid and exciti
... keep reading on reddit β‘The following events happened on this day in history!
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01/29/1983 - Mid-South Wrestling - Mid-South Wrestling S1983E5
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01/29/1983 - Mid-Atlantic Championship Wrestling - Mid-Atlantic Championship Wrestling S1983E29
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01/29/2015 - WWE Top 10 - Greatest Superstars Who Played Football S2015E9
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01/29/2015 - SmackDown - Trouble in the Stars: WWE.com Exclusive, 01-29-15
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01/29/2016 - WWE Network Pick of the Week - Kalisto recalls his big Royal Rumble moment S2016E4
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Bret Hart '97 vs Kurt Angle '03
Andre the Giant '70s vs The Big Show '00
Crow Sting '99 vs The Undertaker '98
The Rock '01 vs Shawn Michaels '97
DX '98 vs nWo '96
Steve Austin '97 vs Hulk Hogan '87
Raven '96 vs Bray Wyatt '15
Shawn Michaels '97 vs AJ Styles '16
Steve Austin '98 vs CM Chump '11
RVD '06 and Sabu '99 vs The Hardy Boyz '00
Edge '05 vs Bret Hart '97
Brian Pillman '97 vs Dean Ambrose '16
Goldberg '98 vs Undertaker '98
Drew Mcyintire vs Sheamus vs Cesaro
Roman Reigns vs The Rock
Triple H '01 vs AJ Styles '16
James Ellsworth vs Gillberg
Bobby Lashley vs Brock Lesnar
John Cena '05 vs Hulk Hogan '87
Mr Perfect '91 vs Jake Roberts '92
Steve Austin '98 vs Goldberg '98
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... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, βwhat is your blood type?β
βI am probably a type Oβ said the rabbit.
Mentos
(I will see myself out)
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
But let me give it a shot.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Heβs the new temp.
And now Iβm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
The following events happened on this day in history!
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01/27/1979 - All Star Wrestling - All Star Wrestling S1979E27
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01/27/1990 - Saturday Nights Main Event - Saturday Nights Main Event S1990E1
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01/27/1994 - Clash of the Champions - Clash of the Champions 26 S1994E1
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01/27/1999 - Event - WCWs Festival de Lucha - Eight-Man Tag Match
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01/27/2016 - WWE Top 10 - Top 10 Raw Moments: Jan. 25, 2016 S2016E12
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01/27/2016 - WWE.coms 5 Things - 5 Teenagers Who Competed in WWE S2016E4
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01/27/2017 - WWE List This! - 5 Superstars Who Debuted in the Royal Rumble Match S2017E4
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01/27/2017 - WWE Now - Do You Want Ellsworth in the Royal Rumble Match? S2017E8
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