Simon Mayo? I'm sorry, but that just isn't right.
Just something I was curious about. In total, how many people have portrayed James Bond, across every form of media? So far I have 21 people:
Television:
- Barry Nelson (1954)
- Christopher Cazenove (BBC documentary, 1973)
Radio:
- Bob Holness (Moonraker, 1958)
- Michael Jayston (You Only Live Twice, 1990)
- Toby Stephens (BBC radio drama series, 2008-)
- Rupert Penry-Jones (Trigger Mortis, 2015)
- Matthew Goode (Forever and a Day, 2018)
Film:
- Bob Simmons (1962)
- Sean Connery (1962-67, 1971, 1983)
- David Niven (1967)
- George Lazenby (1969)
- Roger Moore (1973-85)
- Timothy Dalton (1987-89)
- Pierce Brosnan (1995-2002)
- Daniel Craig (2006-2021)
Video Games:
- Adam Blackwood (Tomorrow never Dies, The World is not Enough PS1)
- Tim Bentinck (The World is Not Enough N64, 007 Racing)
- Andrew Bicknell (Agent Under Fire)
- Maxwell Caulfield (Nightfire)
- Jason Carter (Goldeneye Rogue Agent)
- Timothy Watson (007 Legends)
Did I miss anyone?
What would you select?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
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Worst Party Ever - Dartland (12/17/21)
Singles
Stand Atlantic (feat. Royal & The Serpent) - pity party
Avril Lavigne (feat. blackbear) - Love It When You Hate Me
Circa Survive - Electric Moose
Frank Turner - A Wave Across A Bay
All Get Out - Feeling Well / Dfr
Against The Current - Wildfire
Alex Melton - American Idiot (Green Day Country Cover)
Gregor Barnett - The First Dead Body I Ever Saw
Audio Karate (feat. Emily Whitehurst) - Lovely Residence
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How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
