Bob Fitzsimmons Puns

Bob Fitzsimmons, the former world boxing champion, had what unusual middle name?

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#0047 - June 9, 2020

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here is the link to the spreadsheet with everyone, this includes negro leagues too.

Shit just realized the title says 550 names, but the the table only has 335, my mistake. Reddit wouldnt allow me to add 550 so I shortened and forgot to change the title.

OH YEAH and this is based off their baseball reference names, which is why there are a lot of silly names like Dizzy and Fuzzy in there.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Just something I’ve been thinking about in work to pass the time, and interested to hear if anyone disagrees strongly with any places. Totally open for criticism, these lists are totally subjective.

For criteria, most importantly, head to head is not relevant.

Things that are important are, quality of opposition/domination of a division, quality of the opponent the title was one from as well as lost to, post title career.

Below heavyweight career is considered either so Charles, Moorer, Holyfield etc could be lower than some might expect.

This is only for Lineal champions, so no titlests (sorry Ken Norton) and I don’t count Vitali Klitschkos ring belt reign as lineal. Tyson Fury’s careers isn’t over so I’ve not ranked him yet.

Here’s the list from lowest to highest.

• James J Braddock
• Primo Carnera
• Jess Willard
• Jack Sharkey
• Marvin Hart
• Hasim Rahman
• Ingamaer Johanson
• Max Baer
• James Buster Douglas
• Leon Spinks
• Tommy Burns
• Max Schmeling
• Shannon Briggs
• Michael Moorer
• Michael Spinks
• John L Sullivan
• Riddick Bowe
• Bob Fitzsimmons
• Ezzard Charles
• James J Corbett
• Jersey Joe Walcott
• James J Jeffries
• Jack Dempsey
• Mike Tyson
• Gene Tunney
• Floyd Patterson
• Evander HolyField
• Charles Sonny Liston
• Joe Frazier
• Wladamir Klitschko
• Rocky Marciano
• Jack Johnson
• Larry Holmes
• Lennox Lewis
• George Foreman
• Joe Louis
• Muhammad Ali

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Mentos

(I will see myself out)

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

But let me give it a shot.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

He’s the new temp.

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Amy

Put it on my bill