A list of puns related to "Blue Microphones"
So my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob and decided to use my penis as a microphone to do some stand-up comedy.
Her: "Welcome, welcome, to the stand-up of the century. Ask me if I'm a tree."
Me: "Are you a tree?"
Her: "No."
Me: "Don't take it personally, but I think your stand-up is a bit hard to swallow."
She stopped and I got blue balls because of this, but hell it was worth it.
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