16 Hilarious Blue And White Puns

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and blue and black and blue and black and blue and black and blue?

A Nun falling downstairs.

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👤︎ u/tekprojekt

📅︎ Dec 24 2022

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I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom.....

Until they are flashing behind you!

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👤︎ u/YourOverLordisME

📅︎ Sep 22 2022

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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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👤︎ u/garth177

📅︎ Jan 30 2021

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What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?

Americorn.

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👤︎ u/ItsKilLikeMine

📅︎ Jun 02 2019

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What do you call a red, white, and blue billboard that has stars, stripes and a swear word on it?

American Sign Language.

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👤︎ u/mkaic

📅︎ Jan 09 2020

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The Red House is 4th from the left, and the Blue House is 8th from the right. Where's the White House?

Washington, D.C.

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👤︎ u/JoshP99

📅︎ Feb 25 2019

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Did you hear about the president's new favorite bakery? It's only serving treats with red, white, and blue frosting.

All the other ones were un-pastry-otic.

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👤︎ u/holymolybaby

📅︎ Aug 05 2015

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What do you call a vegetable in a particular red white and blue pattern

Onion Jack

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👤︎ u/b8410

📅︎ Jul 17 2018

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We should genetically engineer a long fruit with blue stars and red/white stripes on it.

It should be called "The Star-Spangled Bananer!"

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👤︎ u/Chezni19

📅︎ Aug 24 2016

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When do Red White, and Blue not symbolize freedom?

When you’re going 85 on surface streets, with them behind you in flashing lights.

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👤︎ u/MeowMixSong

📅︎ Sep 02 2018

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When does red, white, and blue not symbolize freedom?

When they're flashing in your rear-view

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👤︎ u/tokenjoker

📅︎ Aug 04 2022

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The colours red, white and blue are the colours of freedom.

Until they are flashing behind you.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle

📅︎ May 09 2020

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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot

📅︎ Nov 13 2019

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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot

📅︎ Nov 08 2019

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You know, it's really ironic how the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom.

Except when there flashing behind you.

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👤︎ u/BetaCrasher

📅︎ Sep 20 2017

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Why do firefighters wear red white and blue suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

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👤︎ u/JuanInchWonder

📅︎ Oct 23 2017

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