A person with a very blocked nose walks into a doctors office

The doctor says: "So, you're having mucus problems?"

The person replies: "perhaps, perhap snot"

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📅︎ Oct 31 2019
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What do you call a dog with a blocked nose?

Mark.

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👤︎ u/Jhimself
📅︎ Mar 03 2018
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Half my nose was blocked,

It didn't smell right.

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👤︎ u/tj26k
📅︎ Dec 19 2017
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Why was the Lego man sick?

He had a BLOCKED NOSE

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👤︎ u/MillcaYT
📅︎ Oct 04 2017
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Got my mate a doozie

Her: It's really hard to eat with a blocked nose. Me: Have you tried using your mouth?

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👤︎ u/shayolden
📅︎ Nov 30 2015
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Why was the Lego man sick?

Because he had a BLOCKED nose!

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👤︎ u/MillcaYT
📅︎ Oct 04 2017
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