Black Clothes Puns

Cause every girl crazy 'bout a Sharpie-dressed man.

I don't get it, she just goth there.

Because she got socked in the face.

So a friend and I were trying to think up pins for a clothing retailer aimed at ghosts. We have yet to come up with anything that we think sounds good.

Here's what we've thought of so far:

Boo21

White House Black Casket

Lazarus

Ouija Maxx

To us, these sound too forced. Looking for others/better ones we couldn't think of.

Because Batman sworn to protect goth ham.

because he's Morgoth

I got dressed this morning by putting on black work pants and a plain black t shirt. I looked at my wife and said i would have to change at lunch. She asked why and i said well im dressed in my morning (mourning) clothes

She asked if the pile of my clothes were my work clothes and I said

"No, at work I wear black pants, black vest, black tie and a white shirt. I look like an inside-out penguin."

After a long pause, she said "aren't inside-out penguins red?"

So I recently got some part time work and I'm beginning today and my dad offered to give me a lift over. I had to pick up some black clothes aswell as part of my uniform.

We ere just getting ready to leave and my father was looking at me and said "You should of wore orange!", I hadn't a clue what the hell he was talking about, and before I could even reply he followed up "...because Orange is the New Black right?!" almost immediately!

He doesn't even watch the damn show..

My mom, sister, and myself are all blonde with blue eyes, but my dad has black hair and green eyes. While discussing our coloring he dropped this on us. My mom-"you're so lucky. With your coloring you can wear nice oranges when we can't." My Dad-"Wouldn't oranges be awful heavy as clothing?" My mom-"just stop."