Black Child Puns

A list of puns related to "Black Child"

My dad didn’t love me as a child, but I don’t really blame him.

I wasn’t born until he was an adult.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 11 2018
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Whoa-oh Black Betty!
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👤︎ u/stdubz
📅︎ Sep 15 2013
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Apparently

Store intercom: We have a Code Adam. He is wearing a black jacket.

Mom: Code Adam is a lost child.

Me: Apparently.

Mom: More like No-parent-ly.

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👤︎ u/modsme
📅︎ Dec 21 2018
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Briefcase for child

Whenever I meet my friend to hand off one or the others child for a play date or sleepover we meet in a public parking lot and exchange a black briefcase. Hug that child extra long. Someday I hope to hear it spoke about .

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👤︎ u/newtarmac
📅︎ Apr 11 2018
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Dadjoked my SO.

(I was looking for a belt)

SO- Where's your black belt?

Me-I don't have a black belt, I only got to Orange belt 3rd degree.

SO- Shakes head

Me- Laughs to myself.

I was in Karate when I was a child.

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👤︎ u/so2fny
📅︎ Mar 05 2014
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