Birthday Pie Puns

A list of puns related to "Birthday Pie"

Oh, you want pie for your birthday?

My dad just pulled a good one.

Visiting my parents (who live ~2hrs away from me) today, and discussing my mom's upcoming birthday. She's trying to decide what to have for dinner. My dad pipes up, reminding her of the fact that she had mentioned having pie for dinner. She reminds him that making a good crust is very difficult, and she wasn't about to make her own pie for her birthday.

My dad pauses and looks at us.

"So I guess you could say I was uncrustworthy . . . "

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👤︎ u/soggyfritter
📅︎ Oct 16 2013
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dadjoked my wife on birthday weekend

My wife went to the local pie shop today to get some pies for my birthday dessert, when she asked if i wanted to see the pies I said

"you don't want it to be a sur-pies?"

she was not a fan.

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👤︎ u/Gst86
📅︎ Sep 19 2014
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