Mein beautiful Great Reset is still possible. Ze window of opporunity is closing but if we all hold ze line, wear ze masks, und get ze jubs then ze plan will go ahead lel. Do you not want? I DO NOT CARE. You vill own nothing und be happy lel lel lel. You vill eat ze witchetty grub burger und live in ze isolation pod. We are all in zis together, ya? It good to be part of community und sacrifice entire life und childrens' lives und future to protect ze elderly.
So please do not listen to ze Russian propaganda und misinformation. Do not be ze Joe Rogan. There are reasonable explanations und fact checks for everything going on right now, ya?
Ze truckers barrelling zer way towards Canada? DOMESTIC TERRORISTS PROTESTING SOMETHING COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO ZE GREAT NARRATIVE.
All ze people in Israel testing positive despite fourth jub? INCREASED TESTING UND UNVACCINATED SPREADING ZE VIRUS TO BLAME.
Ze lockdown hootenanny in Britain? NOBODY TOLD ZE BORIS ZAT IT WAS HIS BIRTHDAY UND IT WAS ONLY A BIT OF CHEESE UND WINE BETWEEN FRIENDS.
Zer, see? All is well.
GOOD FOR HIM.
I mean, for most of the public during lockdown, the only time they got to hear the words "happy birthday" were when they were singing it to themselves - twice - whilst obsessively washing their hands, as per his recommendation. Most of the public now associate that song with wiping their arse and rinsing their pissy hands, but for Boris I'm sure it conjures up images of drunk Tory twats finger-banging and wanking off each other, copious amounts of cheese and wine, and a big fuck off cake.
I would have loved to attend, but fact of the matter is you can only fit so many clowns into one metaphorical car. Too many clowns will spoil the circus, after all.
A lot of people are understandably furious at Boris and the government. "The cheek of it! I let my Gran die alone and locked my six year old in his bedroom on his birthday because he tested positive for Covid while they were having a right old knees up - I thought we were all in this together?!" The outrage is palpable, and calls for another lockdown and more restrictions are already being raised, with demands that Boris and his party pinky-promise not to break the rules this time around.
Apologies if this is not an appropriate topic.
In a few weeks it'll be my birthday. Last year, the country where I live was in lockdown. This year, it will be in lockdown again with a limit of two visitors per household. I live alone with my cat. The loneliness of the pandemic is hitting hard and I am just struggling to even get excited about my birthday. Even something as dumb as ordering a cake is difficult because they're all for 10+ people and baking my own cake seems a bit sad. I'd like to try and do something fun but it just feels like an exercise in futility. I'm not sure what to do.
If anyone can relate or share a similar story or even if you have any suggestions as to how to do something to not let my birthday pass by without any acknowledgement, I'd love to hear it and feel less alone.
Mein beautiful Great Reset is still possible. Ze window of opporunity is closing but if we all hold ze line, wear ze masks, und get ze jubs then ze plan will go ahead lel. Do you not want? I DO NOT CARE. You vill own nothing und be happy lel lel lel. You vill eat ze witchetty grub burger und live in ze isolation pod. We are all in zis together, ya? It good to be part of community und sacrifice entire life und childrens' lives und future to protect ze elderly.
So please do not listen to ze Russian propaganda und misinformation. Do not be ze Joe Rogan. There are reasonable explanations und fact checks for everything going on right now, ya?
Ze truckers barrelling zer way towards Canada? DOMESTIC TERRORISTS PROTESTING SOMETHING COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO ZE GREAT NARRATIVE.
All ze people in Israel testing positive despite fourth jub? INCREASED TESTING UND UNVACCINATED SPREADING ZE VIRUS TO BLAME.
Ze lockdown hootenanny in Britain? NOBODY TOLD ZE BORIS ZAT IT WAS HIS BIRTHDAY UND IT WAS ONLY A BIT OF CHEESE UND WINE BETWEEN FRIENDS.
Zer, see? All is well.
GOOD FOR HIM.
I mean, for most of the public during lockdown, the only time they got to hear the words "happy birthday" were when they were singing it to themselves - twice - whilst obsessively washing their hands, as per his recommendation. Most of the public now associate that song with wiping their arse and rinsing their pissy hands, but for Boris I'm sure it conjures up images of drunk Tory twats finger-banging and wanking off each other, copious amounts of cheese and wine, and a big fuck off cake.
I would have loved to attend, but fact of the matter is you can only fit so many clowns into one metaphorical car. Too many clowns will spoil the circus, after all.
A lot of people are understandably furious at Boris and the government. "The cheek of it! I let my Gran die alone and locked my six year old in his bedroom on his birthday because he tested positive for Covid while they were having a right old knees up - I thought we were all in this together?!" The outrage is palpable, and calls for another lockdown and more restrictions are already being raised, with demands that Boris and his party pinky-promise not to break the rules this time around.
