Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Birthday Lockdown"
Mein beautiful Great Reset is still possible. Ze window of opporunity is closing but if we all hold ze line, wear ze masks, und get ze jubs then ze plan will go ahead lel. Do you not want? I DO NOT CARE. You vill own nothing und be happy lel lel lel. You vill eat ze witchetty grub burger und live in ze isolation pod. We are all in zis together, ya? It good to be part of community und sacrifice entire life und childrens' lives und future to protect ze elderly.
So please do not listen to ze Russian propaganda und misinformation. Do not be ze Joe Rogan. There are reasonable explanations und fact checks for everything going on right now, ya?
Ze truckers barrelling zer way towards Canada? DOMESTIC TERRORISTS PROTESTING SOMETHING COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO ZE GREAT NARRATIVE.
All ze people in Israel testing positive despite fourth jub? INCREASED TESTING UND UNVACCINATED SPREADING ZE VIRUS TO BLAME.
Ze lockdown hootenanny in Britain? NOBODY TOLD ZE BORIS ZAT IT WAS HIS BIRTHDAY UND IT WAS ONLY A BIT OF CHEESE UND WINE BETWEEN FRIENDS.
Zer, see? All is well.
Apologies if this is not an appropriate topic.
In a few weeks it'll be my birthday. Last year, the country where I live was in lockdown. This year, it will be in lockdown again with a limit of two visitors per household. I live alone with my cat. The loneliness of the pandemic is hitting hard and I am just struggling to even get excited about my birthday. Even something as dumb as ordering a cake is difficult because they're all for 10+ people and baking my own cake seems a bit sad. I'd like to try and do something fun but it just feels like an exercise in futility. I'm not sure what to do.
If anyone can relate or share a similar story or even if you have any suggestions as to how to do something to not let my birthday pass by without any acknowledgement, I'd love to hear it and feel less alone.
Mein beautiful Great Reset is still possible. Ze window of opporunity is closing but if we all hold ze line, wear ze masks, und get ze jubs then ze plan will go ahead lel. Do you not want? I DO NOT CARE. You vill own nothing und be happy lel lel lel. You vill eat ze witchetty grub burger und live in ze isolation pod. We are all in zis together, ya? It good to be part of community und sacrifice entire life und childrens' lives und future to protect ze elderly.
So please do not listen to ze Russian propaganda und misinformation. Do not be ze Joe Rogan. There are reasonable explanations und fact checks for everything going on right now, ya?
Ze truckers barrelling zer way towards Canada? DOMESTIC TERRORISTS PROTESTING SOMETHING COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO ZE GREAT NARRATIVE.
All ze people in Israel testing positive despite fourth jub? INCREASED TESTING UND UNVACCINATED SPREADING ZE VIRUS TO BLAME.
Ze lockdown hootenanny in Britain? NOBODY TOLD ZE BORIS ZAT IT WAS HIS BIRTHDAY UND IT WAS ONLY A BIT OF CHEESE UND WINE BETWEEN FRIENDS.
Zer, see? All is well.
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