A list of puns related to "Birthday Brunch"
Before our meal came out, the waiter had brought out a fruit basket with your typical fruit in. My dad picks up a green grape and a purple grape and just stares at them.
Me: "dad, what are you doing?"
Dad: "heh, what did the green grape say to the purple grape?"
Me: "uh, I don't know..."
Dad: "BREATHE, IDIOT!!! BREATHEEEEE!!!!!"
My mom thought it was th funniest shit ever.
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