I said "The elephant obviously!"
They had no chemistry 🥺
I guess she missed her period.
Teacher: How does Juliet maintain constant body temperature? Class: Ummm..... Teacher: Romeostatis
I was telling my family that my friend's dad, James, had recently gotten a vasectomy. Without missing a beat my dad exclaimed "If he were a plant he'd be a Jim-no-sperm!" and laughed uproariously while the rest of the family just shook their heads.
It was otterly embarrassing! I think he's made anemone.
Teacher: What did one daughter cell say to the other daughter cell when she stepped on her toe?
Class: Umm....
Teacher: That's my toe sis! (Mitosis)
Q: How do you determine the sex of a chromosome?
A: You pull down it's genes.
HeHe.
my biology teacher told this one in class today.
i was the only student that found it genuinely funny.
the class was silent, besides me. i was laughing. really hard.
:'(
