Thank you, Billy. You might not remember this, but I was umpiring a game that one of your sons was playing in quite a few years back (Think it was Oscar, but I'm not 100% sure). You complimented me at the end of the game at Kardinia Park (or half-time—not sure), and it was just a little thing, but it always stuck with me. A great entertainer, a modest man, and a really good human being. Thanks!
The best of Billy Brownless on both iterations of The Footy Show.
Working on an art piece and came across this odd game. Brownless had 4 kicks but scored 5 times... I don't think if a player handballs an "own point" that it could count as a point, but rather would be a rushed behind? Any ideas?
I think this has gotten out of hand. The mother at the centre of the stripper joke by Brownless has now penned an open letter to Gil McLachlan Here
Didn't the crowd reaction to the man hitting the woman in Fremantle show that we don't accept it violence against women. We aren't the NFL or NRL where every week there is a wife or girlfriend getting hit by a player.
We all know that the Footy Show spends more time taking the piss than actually discussing footy but who cares, if you don't like it turn it off or switch the channel.
This political correctness business is going too far for mine, everyone is becoming too sensitive and people are having the mindset that if they don't enjoy it then no one else is allowed to either.
Rant over
I've just watched 1978's Money Movers on YouTube, so the next logical step was to think about how I'd go about doing a remake now. Here's my cast:
Nat Fyfe: Mr Big who conducts things at a distance, while wearing his stylish threads
Choco Williams: The guy who moulds them into a cohesive outfit, and may still join them for the big job "I've come this far with you boys. I couldn't live with myself if something went wrong and I wasn't there."
Mitch Robinson: The hothead
Dusty Martin: The muscle
Jonathon Brown: More muscle, and required to talk only in his "just smoked a pack of Camels" voice
Lachie Hunter: The cool voice of reason
The 2021 Carji Greeves medal night will be streamed to members from 7pm. Members have received an email that includes a link to the live stream.
2021 Best & Fairest Night
Thursday 30 October. 7pm - 9pm
Hosts: Nathan Templeton, Billy Brownless, Rebecca Maddern
Order of Events:
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Address by President Craig Drummond
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Address by Coach Chris Scott
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Tom Harley Best Clubman Award
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VFL Awards
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VFLW Awards
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AFLW Season Highlights
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Best Young Player Award
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Carter Family Community Champion
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2021 ‘Carji’ Greeves Medallist
Award Winners
Best Clubman Award:
VFL Best and Fairest:
VFLW Best and Fairest:
Best Young Player:
Community Champion Award:
3rd Player of the Year:
2nd: Player of the Year:
Player of the Year:
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
